- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How did the blonde girl get into Harvard? A: hard work, dedication, and a perfect SAT score.

What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One to drop it and die of gas poisoning.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

What did the mentally disabled child say to the snowman? Mnnghhhmuhmuhhu ooh ooh ooh!

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

can you pass the soap?

What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

A rooster is standing on top of a pointed bird house. He lays an egg. Which side does the egg fall, the left or the right? I don't care, I'm a vegetarian.

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

Knock knock Whos there An axe murderer oh sweet come on in.... dinners on the stove and i am here all alone

What do you call a man will dementia who just killed his cousins, wife, children, and teacher. His name. He's still a man until he's put in a mental institution.

a blonde and a brunet are in an elevator. a man walks in the brunet says to the blonde "he has dandruff, he needs head and shoulders.' then the blonde says "we can give him head, but how can we give him shoulders."

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car? Because she's dead.

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