- Anti Joke

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

What song did Buddy the elf sing for Santa on his birthday? Happy birthday

one man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. when he was drinking the beer he choked and died

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

What did the murderer do to the dentist? Nothing, the murderer has served his time and is clean. But he did get his teeth cleaned.

-How do you wake up Lady Gaga? -Poke her face

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

roses are red viloits are blue Bernard is hot but then i led to you

Why did the man turn up at his friend's funeral dressed as Mickey Mouse? Because it would have been disrespectful not to attend.

Knock Knock? Who's there? Orange! -door opens- You fucking come over here selling oranges one more time Julio and I will have you deported.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the newborn get on it's birthday? A life

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

roses are red FACT violets are blue FACT this ryhm is boring how about you FACT

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Not Suzy!!

How many apples come from trees? None, not a single one of em'

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

How many lesbians dose it take to finish a pizza? One or unless she invites some freinds over.

A black man walks into a bar He looks at the menu and realizes he's in a bar, so he leaves

There were two men 1 says "hey stupid" and the other man says "Yeah"

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

If a white person and black person have a baby, what colour is the baby? Grey