Q: What happens if you pee on a rock and scraches it on a tree? A: The tree gets wet

Justin with a hat.

bite me

Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

What is worse than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new car? ....neither did he.

Q: which is easier to unload a truck of dead babies or a truck of alove babies? A: dead babies cause u can use a pitchfork

I did not thumb this up myself!... *click* Whoops! At least I am not that douche Moral Man eh? Moral: Whoops! Now if I just don't accidentally type in the answer and...

no

what did batman say to robin to get him into the car? Get in the car

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

Larry The Cableguy....thats it.

A man walks into a bar. It hurt.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first monkey.

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Yo mama's so fat that she pushed you off your computer and you couldnt write anymore "yo Mama" jokes.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Anti Joke

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