- Anti Joke

Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

What's invisible and smells like carrots ? Rabbit Farts

Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

What do the Wii, PS3, and Xbox 360 all have in common? None of them will get you laid.

how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

Q: What do you call a person up to their elbows in a horse's ass? A: An Amish auto mechanic. (this gem brought to you by Designated Dale)

What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

A vegetarian walked into a butcher Luckily he realized where he was and walked out!

One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

how many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? one

Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well, neither has he.

how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.