- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

How many Poles does it take to change a lightbulb? Just the one, usually.

Q. What do you call a dog thats deaf? A. A horribly abused domesticated animal that needs a kinder owner.

What happened when the black woman moved to the front of the bus? There were no seats available but everyone was very nice about it. She also asked for gum. Somebody did have gum. Which was nice.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

Q: What would Martin Luther King Jr. be if he was white? A: Alive

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

A rat and a pig rape a puppy. Hey, that's just life.

How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

knock knock whos there the game i lost the game

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a man who has reached the highest level of prestige in all Call of Duty games? A Virgin

What did the lesbian say to the hot dog? "nice to MEAT you" get it the hot dog is made of meat!

kushagra tyagi

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

This is Mr.Bear you all are on rtc for the next week. See me in G7 NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How do you punish Helen Keller? Sit her in the corner and deprive her of things she likes to do.

0 1 this is a sad sad world.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

Q. What's rare, horny, and a myth towards most guys who have never seen one? A. A Unicorn.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??