Q: Why do circles make such good friends? A: They don't. They're shapes and there cannot have friends

Why is an Orange, Orange??? Because its not blue!

Why didn't the cat have any legs? Because it was a snake

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

A black man walks out of a police station

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

Gay republicans

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

That awkward moment when a loved one dies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half of a worm. What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? The holocaust.

whats the difference between a black guy, spook and a porch monkey? they are all stupid, stinky, n-i-g-g-e-r-s!

how did the kid cut open his forehead? by putting on his underwear!

Three men walk into a bar. Something happens not at relating to them.

What's worse than dying in a car wreck with your family? You being the only one that dies.

Why is black people's skin darker? Africa

Why didn't Pat's grandma go to his birthday party? Because she died last night

A man walks into a bar and orders a strong drink Bartender: Why the long face Man: My wife was recently killed in a horrible car accident Bartender: Oh my god, I'm so sorry Man: Jks I have AIDS

What happend to the chicken that crossed the road? He got hit by a truck.

Why didn't the boy go to the bathroom? His mother was taking a well deserved bath.

What's better than r a p e? Consensual sex.

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

Why don't mummies take vacations? They're dead.

My title of old was Satan. You humans killed my brother, ending God the holy trinity`s stay on earth, the Gods Omega. Moral: And yet you call ME? THE ANTICHRIST?!? I OFFERED HIM WATER! YOU OFFERED HIM TORTURE AND DEATH!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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