- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than AIDS? Not getting your sandwich.

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Knock Knock, Who's there? Duck, Duck who? Duck Sandwich

Boy: Hey girl, the voices in my head tole me to come over and talk to you. Girl: ... walks away

What do andy and Justin Bieber have in common? they are both 5'7

Why does Mario grown on shrooms? Because they bloom inside of him.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog with no legs

Your mama is so fat but she is also a very kind and friendly person so her weight doesn't bother me at all,

can you pass the soap?

Why was 13 afraid of 27 Because 51 had an extra penis

On the next line im going to write a joke: George W. Bush

Why do all asians all look alike? Because they do.

What's red and sweet and good to eat? A riddle that rhymes.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

Roses are OK, Violets do the trick, C'mon and let me whip out my Dick.

What's worse than breastfeeding a wolverine? Force-breastfeeding a wolverine.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Q: What did the gun say to the person. A: Bang.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue I hi Jacked your car And killed your family

What starts with S and end in H-I-T? shit.

What do you call a black Decepticon? Niggatron. What Pokemon is black? Niggachu. What lives in the sewers, eats pizza and is black? Teenage Mutant Nigga Turtles. What is Disney's most racist children's book? Winnie the Pooh and Nigger Too.

Guy 1: Where's your dog Guy 2: I Dunno Guy 1: I ate it

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