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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the baseball player happy? He got married.

The Tiarajudens is a Permian land-walrus.

What's more fun than nailing a baby to a wall? Pulling it off.

God and Allah are having a metaphysical picnic, God says to his fellow deity: "Why do you think so many humans have been killed in our names?" Allah muses upon this for a moment and replies: "Because they think we exist."

-How do you kill a douche? -You stab him untill he cries out in mercy and stops moving.

In the movie Sherlock holms, why is Sherlock Holms gay?? --------------Because he is chasing "blackwood"

What do you call a blonde with great maths skills? A smart person with blonde hair.

Q: What does a Jedi say when another Jedi farts? A: Who sabered the cheese?

How long was the awkward silence it took to make Justin Bieber? Really long.

What do you call a man hit by a bus? Dead

Q:what's worse than eating outdated raviolis? A:terminal cancer.

Turn your Caps Lock off, people think you're yelling at them, Stephen Hawking.

Why was Eight in court? He was involved in Nine's horrifying disappearance.

Chuck Norris has appeared in several action films.

your mom is so fat that when she walks in America with a yellow coat as they get a taxi

What do you call three black guys in a bar? A bar.

Knock knock. Man: Who's there? Hooker: The hooker you called for. Man: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. Wife: Honey, who is it? Man: The hooker I called for, but you haven't left yet. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes

How do you stop a black man from bleeding? You give him a bandaid. What if he keeps crying? Tell him to stop. What if he cries more? Buy him an ostrich.

What do a cow girl and an orange have in common? They all are fruit, except for the cowgirl.

A pirate walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey, did you know you have a steering wheel down your pants?" The pirate replies, "Arrrgh, there's been a horrible nautical accident. Please call an ambulance immediately."

What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

Guy 1: Hey, did you hear about this blind guy who went bungee jumping off a bridge? Guy 2: No, what happened? Guy 1: He couldn't see Jack!

What's brown an sticky Shit

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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