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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a motorcycle nothing, I dont have either

Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

How do you register on webkinz? You put a rope around a durable shower neck, & then hang yourself with it.

What's worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

knock knock Get off my porch I've already called the police.

Why did the black man walk across the road? just kidding he didnt make it across the road i hit him with my car

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What did Osama bin Laden say when he heard loud gunshots outside his millitary compound? A: We'll never find out

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

What did hitler said to the chinese? Thank you for continuing my legacy.

Vagina cream... end of story

Sometimes I fantasize about having sexual relations with Oprah Winfrey. Sometimes I don't.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why was the black man pulled over on his way to KFC? Because he ran a red light.

A: Where does a cow go on the weekends? B: To the mooooovies? A: No, to the slaughterhouse.

Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

Little Jimmy had walked in on his parents. "Mummy what are you doing with dad?" "Baking a cake" She replied. Two hours later the cake had then cooled and was consumed by all.

roses are red, violets are blue, niggers are black and so is my poo

Why doesnt mexico have an olympic team? Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim in already in america.

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