I saw a black dude eating fried chicken a white guy said he wanted some but the black guy said don't put your white mayonnaise on my fried delicious KFC fried chicken

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Yo mama so thin, she finally fit into the small - sized dress. She treats this as a great victory, and I am very happy for her.

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What did the Polish man say to his doctor? "Witam, doktorze. By?em kaszel z ostatnich kilku tygodni i jest wysypka na moim lewym ramieniu. Czy jest co? co mo?na zrobi?, aby mi pomóc?" I don't know what it means, either.

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Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

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why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

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why did the mans alarm clock go off at six am? he has a high paid job he doesnt want to let down.

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i know the best knock knock joke! you start! other person: knock knock me: whos there ........

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what do you call one black man surrounded by ten white men.... A story teller

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What did the boy's mother say to her daughter when she walked in on her father having sex with her grandmother? The grandfather said "how are you"? He wasn't a part of that fiasco. However I'm sure that whoever saw what was confused and looking for answers.

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What did one dog say the the other dog? "We are both dogs"

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Why did the door close on little Timmy? He was getting gang raped.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I can't see ~ Ray Charles

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Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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so david walks into a convenience store and wanted to buy a pack of gum. so he asks the cashier how much is the gum and the cashier said that it is 99 cents and then david said oh no! i thought it was 98 cents.

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Your mam is so fat.

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Knock, Knock Who's There A dyslexic kid with aides

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Apirl showers bring... Tornadoes that kill families

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Q: How do you make a plumber cry? A: Murder his family

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How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Friends, they're like food. If you eat them, they die.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta pudding god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

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