- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the richest fish in the sea? The one you threw a quarter at.

What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

c-? men, C-men

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

Two Jews walk into a pub. They don't order a ham sandwich.

A man walks into a bar. He drinks then comes home to his whole family murderd and mutilated

Q: why was the cat naked? A: its owner was drunk and thought he was shaving his own head.

Yo momma so fat she decided to have lipo suction

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks: dude, what happened to your eye? The man replies: abuse.

Q: What did the two muffins say in the oven? A: OMG we are in an oven, "OMG a talking muffin"

What's the difference between tires and a black guy? Tires don't scream once there are chains around them. ;)

How do you get a clown to stop smiling? Polity ask him to stop.

What did the priest say to the little boy? "Reading antijokes in rapid succession takes almost all humor from them."

You want to know how I got these scars? A horrible knife throwing accident.

Why was the tree sad? Trees cannot think or move, and thus cannot feel emotions.

A child rides his bike down the sidewalk and stops at an intersection. He looks both ways, then crosses the road. What was he looking for? His family.

How do you kill Justin Beiber? By stabbing him 38 times in the chest.

Whats worse than suicide? death

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have the Cadillac, Get the Guns

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

Hillo, its Spodermen, teiling u i fuked ur bich.

Yo momma is so ugly that she uses it as motivation to work hard and thus for achieve more than a lot of whores do

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