what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

What is the difference between a goat? It can neither ride a bike.

Stick figure says to the artist "Can't you make it any bigger?" Artist:"No, I ran out of lead?"

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: It didn't, instead it got put in to a McDonald's chicken wrap. Life is funny sometimes, and sceane

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What did the Woman say to the man after he walked into the pole? That was a pole you idiot

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

What does a Jewish woman do to keep her hands soft and her nails long Nothing at all

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust. What's worse than Nickelback? Nothing. -Win G.

What is a baby chick after 9 days old? 10 days old.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

whats worse than not being able to hear? not being able to breath fvd n avt were here

what is the ??? crust^2 + Cool Whip

How many amish people does it take to screw in a light blub? None as the amish don't require artificial light

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

knock knock who's there? I'm here.

Why did the man wipe his bum with a sweat-shirt? Because they were all out of toilet paper

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

there once was a little boy who lived in a little house with his little parents who ate little food. one day the boy went on a website called antijokes and he started to read a joke, by the time he had gotten to the end of the joke he realized that there was no punchline but it was very lenghty and quite pointless.

why are black people scared of chain saws? because it goes runnigganigganiggarunnigganigganigga

Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

A man died.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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