What's worse than The Holocaust? Nothing, The Holocaust was a dark and scary time.

Do you believe that if I theoretically am unmatched in many ways, would feel less alone if I decided to become more like the rest?

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

What did the Dildo say to the banana? Nothing, unless you're high on acid.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

How did Bill Framex die? He didn't because he isn't real.

What kind of Mexican makes no money? A Mexican without a job.

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How do you kill a domb blond? Shoot her in the head.

Why did the Bruins win against the Flyers? ....they had goal tending.

What do you call someone who can legally murder? OJ Simpson

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

What is the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun only has one trigger

A. Ask me if I am a tree B. Are you a tree? A. No idiot

You dropped something.... Yo lip

You know what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Because you touch yourself.

A teenager decides to stay home instead of go to college. His parents are fine with his choice since he is mentally ill.

your period is red your waffle is blue find a way to fix it or no sex for you!

Why did the boy die while brushing his teeth? The toothbrush wasn't water-proof.

why can't hellen keller eat a pizza? because she is dead.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17

Q: How many Jews can u fit in a bathtub? A: Well it depends if you use their ashes.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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