DAAAAAAAAMN! I AM BEHIND THE SQUARE WHEEL AGAIN! AND THAT SHIT IS POINTY! PRETENDING TO CARE IS SUCH A HASSLE! Anyway, I hope you know I was joking (otherwise you would totally be,not as smart as I thought) but yeah lets see, I am the fourth most pointless MAN, after "The square wheel", "My wife" (:)) I guess some guy just married the wrong wife huh?) And the the fucking wheel is a billion times more manly than Justin Bible or whatever you called that... Thing, and that wheel is made from a female tree! What? HAVE THE LAST COMMENT? I DO NOT GET HAVE! I GET TAKE BY FORCE! Well as far as comments and go, and sex of course.

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person 1: wanna hear a knock knock joke? Person 2: sure! Person 1: okay you start person 2: knock knock Person 1: who's there?

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What did the boy with arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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What did one pile of dirt say to the other pile of dirt?? You're dirty

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One time at band camp, We practice playing our instruments and had fun.

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One day a man woke up and decided that he was going to do something with his life. He then got a haircut, took a shower and bought a nice new suit. After that he went home and cleaned up his whole house and invited his parents, that were not very close with him, over for dinner.An hour and thirty minutes before his parents got there, he went to the store to pick up some food to prepare for the very important dinner. On the way home he see's a homeless man walking on the side of the road. The man felt bad for him because he was poor so he gave him $10. He then proceeded home to make the dinner. The dinner turned out very well and he went to bed a better man.

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How many people were trampled on Black Friday this year? Not enough.

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What's green and has wheels? A frog in a wheelchair

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What did the man's ex-wife told him after their divorce? "Build a bridge and get over did" And so he did because hes a contractor that specialized in structures spanning and providing passage over a gap or barrier, such as a river or roadway

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Did you hear about the Dislexic Devil worshipers? They sold their soul to Santa.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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How many dead hookers can you fit in a trunk? Five

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whats long and black? a baton

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A monkey walks into a bar. Monkeys are always funny.

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a jewish man with a boner walks into a wall what does he hit first his cheek due to the fact he was looking at an attractive woman

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How can you tell if an elephant has been in your fridge? Broken fridge.

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How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

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A dog run after a squirrel. the pursuit didn't last long the squirrel climb a tree.

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how do you punish helen keller? leave the plunger in the toilet.

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why is the spine-tailed swift the fastest bird? because its faster than the second fastest bird.

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What was Tiger (from Whinnie the Pooh) looking for in the toilet? Pooh

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Diana- hey i havnt seen you all summer. Whaaat did you do over the summer? Paul- contract HIV Diana- ...oh ...

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Nobody walks into a bar. So nothing happens.

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A midget and a jew walk into a bar. i forget the rest of the joke but your motheris a tramp.

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