- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The name "Hunter Barksdale".

A dyslexic man's favourite clothing shop is Tampon.

What's worse than a kid with a big head? Nothing you just look weird like Austin

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he was on his wheelchair.

knock knock? who's there? a guy..... so the man open's the door and the guy clutching a knife stabs repeatedly at his chest killing him and drags his body down into his cellar locking him away from the open world. by Mad James

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

What do you call a man having sex with his own mother. - Gross.

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

Penis.

What's the difference between a mac and a pc? Well haven't you seen the commercials.

What did the... Uh, I forgot the rest of the joke.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

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