- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the blonde walking funny? She had a ten foot long metal bar shoved up her butt, and it was very painful to walk.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

how are a ferrari and a pile of dead babies similar? neither are good to have in your garage when the police come.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

What shoes keep dogs quiet? Hush puppies.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

boobs.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

how do you make a little boy cry? Kill his parents in front of him .

What's a Hillbilly's last words? I won't be here much longer, so take care of the kids. I love you.

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

what did the african man have for breakfast? Ebola cereal.

Two fish in a tank one said "How do you drive this thing?"

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

why did the Cow die....? He didnt!!!!

What's funny and looks like a fish? A clown fish

Why didn't the boy's parents throw him a birthday party? Because his father is in jail for drug possession and his mother is dead.

A grasshopper walks into a bar. The bartender says "Hey, we named a drink after you!". The grasshopper says "What, Dave?"

That is so fetch

What do you say to a disabled man in a lift? Have a nice day.

Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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