Your chicken just went across the road. What does this tell you about the economy?

Why did the asian driver crash his car? Because he was driving while intoxicated.

What did one penguin say to the other? Flippty-flop-dop-boop-de-bop. Jazzhands.

Jimmy went for a walk in the jungle, and he got lost!!

why did the little boy fall down?? Because a terrorist shot him

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Gay jokes aren't funny Cum on guys

What is the similarity between John W. Booth and Pee Wee Herman? They both got arrested for shooting someone in the back of the head in the theater.

What is worse than ten babies in the street, eleven babies in the street.

What's five miles long and has an IQ of 40? A democrat parade.

What's the difference between a BMW and a pile of dead babies? There isn't a BMW in my garage.

What doesn't kill you makes you injured

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cock in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

A haiku for you Would not provide enough space To say all the nice

how much fish could a chicken

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

What is funnier than 24 69

What should you do when a man carrying a stuffed tortoise tries to break into your house? Call the police.

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

a black is sexuel but a white nothin without a car.i mean im nothin i dont have a car i mean realy where do you get a car?its awesome but stupid.

Knock knock whos there? Underware Underware who? I underware my friends are

were did the gay guy go nowere because it was raining outside

Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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