- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

Why didn't the boy get any presents for christmas? Because his parents are dead.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

If Chuck Norris was really so awesome he would come and slam my head into the keyboard.

I walked in ony my daughter masturbating. The whole ordeal was very uncomfortable, but I sat her down at the dining table to discreetly explain the necessity of locking doors.

what is big, grey and sits in the middle of a field. A filing cabinet

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

Penis.

If anyone has a KIK, put it in the comments.

what did the chickpea say to the raison when he got called big but? Atleast i dont have a stick up my but.

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What did the shy guy say at the speech? Nothing

I was jacking off I don't use my hand tho, I just use my gf's vagiina

Why did lil' Jenny fall off the swing? She had no arms.

What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

And riiight after you... Hey its always ladies first.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Whats worse than 1 bee sting? 2 bee stings? whats worse than 2 bee stings? 3 bee stings? No! The holicost Whats worse than the holicost? What? 3 Bee stings

What do you call cheese that isn't your's Well it would depend on what type of cheese it actually is

THE GAME

What's black and dangerous? A fridge, I lied about the black part.

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