Knock knock Who's there A gorilla A gorilla who? A gorilla is a ground-dwelling, predominantly herbivorous ape that inhabit the forests of central Africa. The eponymous genus Gorilla is divided into two species: the eastern gorillas and the western gorillas, and either four or five subspecies. They are the largest living primates by physical size. The DNA of gorillas is highly similar to that of humans, from 95–99% depending on what is counted, and they are the next closest living relatives to humans after the chimpanzees and bonobos.

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What's black and white and red all over? The newspaper classified section after a man has abandoned long, futile job hunt. He has crossed out all the potential jobs with red ink. He was laid off due to the downturn in the economy and will now have to get food stamps, which is very embarrassing for a man who has worked to support his family his entire life.

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Jake snow steals ideas he doesn't make them up

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what did the blond do when her house was on fire? she called the fire department, because that would be the correct thing to do in such a situation.

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Why did the car crash? The driver was female.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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Q: what did the old man do to the little boy in his dark cellar while babysitting on a stormy night? A: told him to hold a flashlight because the power went out and he needed to find his electric generator.

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What do you call a baby impaled on a stick? Lunch.

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Why did the sperm cross the road? It didn't, as sperm cells have tails not legs, and are therefore incapable of crossing roads.

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What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

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Roses are red Violets are blue some poems rhyme this one doesn't

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Knock knock. Who's there? Chet. Chet who? I probably shouldn't be giving you my name, just get in the fucking van...

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people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

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Who was at the door when Helen Keller answered? She doesn't know

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Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

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What do you call a fat priest? Obese

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What would happen if hitler and winston Churchill was in a bar? The police will be called to take them away as there just laying there dead

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What do you call 100 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean? A weird kind of genocide.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

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What do you call a mother cow? Moooom

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Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

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What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

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Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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