- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A grandma starts pinching her grandsons cheeks and saying who's a little cutie pie the baby begins to bleed cause his grandmas nails are peircing his skin

Why is Finnish taxi driver smiling while driving? He's happy.

Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

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What did the mother give her family on christmas? Some gelt, dreidels, and Challah because it also happened to be Chanukah on Christmas that year

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

What's worse then mud on your shoes. Being assassinated by means of a dart to the throat.

What did one dolphin say to the other after watching a banana dance with an afro. My pancreas was replaced with a mango.

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

Why was the comedian so funny? Because that's his job, and if he wasn't funny he would have to become a hobo.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What do Miley and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common? Half their DNA

Obama One Big Ass Mistake America

What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

Q:Why did the man fall down the stairs? A:Because someone pushed him down.

Why does Eli Manning play for the Giants? Because he is huge.

How can you tell if a joke is skept? Tell it to raysean and see if he laughs

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What would an ice hockey player do if the ice melted? Walk off, as the ice is only 3/4 of an inch thick.

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