- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's funny about 9/11. Nothing.

do you like hardcore music? ya i love brokencyde

Tim likes girls

Whats the difference between Obama and Hitler? One is the President of the United States The other is a fascist dictator that killed millions.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im tired Cheese on toast

23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

Why was the lady afraid of cooking? Because her husband always beat her with a frying pan

Knock knock. I have a doorbell...

Q: Why didn't johnny get any Christmas presents? A: Because he died in a house fire 3 years ago.

Q. Whats red and smells like blue paint? A. Wheres my tractor?

Three men walk into a bar, the bartender asks why are you three men in here? The men look confused and suddenly leave

What did the sea say to the penguin? Nothing it just waved..

Let me guess, you where really ready to Not not tell me that.

When did Rick Santorum realize he was gay? When we woke up with a bloody condom in his ass.

A blind man walks into a book store. He asks if they have any books in Braille. The employee says "Yes! Many you haven't even seen before!"

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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why was the mother sad? her sons school was bombed by terrorists. there we no survivors

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

What did the grape say when the elephant sat on it? Nothing, scientific research has shown over thousands of years that grapes cannot talk.

What do you call a person trying to rob a store with no arms? Peter Pan

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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