- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Well I would open the freezer.

Two children are opening presents for Christmas. Daughter: "Look how many beautiful things I've got, look how much parents love me! And you got a Jo-Jo! Ha-ha!" Sonplaying with Jo-Jo: "Yeah, some of us have Jo-Jo, and some of us leuchemia. Ha-ha."

Jack and Jill ran up the hill to fetch a pail of water. Jack fell down and died.

a skinny sumo wrestler

Knock, Knock Who's There

What did the Coke can say to the Pepsi can? Nothing it is a inanimate object and cannot speak.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

What word starts with a P and ends with an ORN?.......Popcorn sickos!

Oh because you have Lou Gehrigs Disease

An old man walks into a bar. He suffered greater injury than a younger man due to his advanced age and deteriorating health. But he did eventually recover by strictly adhering to his doctor's advice of bed rest, improved diet, and increased, yet moderate, aerobic exercise.

Why was the leaf green? Chlorophyll

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

an old lady walked into a bar, used the bathroom and left. THE END

Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

What did the black man do when he walked into the bar? He went up the bartender and bought a beer.

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? rape

A small black boy was walking down the street. He ran into a police officer and the police officer shot him, why? A: Because the officer was racist.

Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

Roses are Red, Violets are Violet, Not Blue, Kill yourself.

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