all your base are belong to mark

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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Ill never forget the last phone conversation i had with my Jewish friend before he died due to the 9/11 incident. Friend:owejpq3jhp3qjopiqwejhriopjhaiophfioashiohwih13ioh3f2893hoiqehefioahfioahisdpahdfajdfopasjiopdfajdfopsajradalkdjakldja;hdfkl;adhlpa;dhfakl;dhkladhkadhlkhdjklahdjkgsdjkgbdqwgy3bi3grqbhgjkasjkdkasjdgjkadgskajgdkajdsgjkasgdad

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, come at me again and I'll punch you

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Q: Who wants a chick with big breasts? A: Everyone apparently, because chickens are being genetically engineered that way because people are racist about what part of the chicken then want to eat. The white meat or the dark meat. Guess what? Now they can't walk because they are top heavy. And who's fault is that? The people who only eat the white meat.

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Why was the strict Asian father angry when his son got an A- on his test? He found out that his son had been cheating.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

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What do you call a building full of Mexicans? JAIL.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink.

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What do you call an giraffe? Well, you should probably call it a giraffe if you want people to think you are literate and know your grammar.

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Q. What did the girl on drugs get for Easter? A. Down Syndromes Disease.

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Knock knock Whos there? Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ?

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What's better than having sex ? Having sex and being rich.

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I have never liked jokes. They promote laughter, which is the music of Satan strangling hairy children and wildebeast. I'd like to thank anti-joke.com for their work in the struggle against hilarity.

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What was little Timmy's final words? I just want to go home.

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why was the little boy sad he found out he had breast cancer

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How do you make a retard make a sound like a dog? Douse him in gasoline and light him on fire. WOOF!

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Why was little David sad? His father got hit by a truck.

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Jimmy: I'm like hey, what's up, hello. Jon: I've already met you.

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what did the potato say to the apple nothing food can't talk

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What happens when you cross a Mexican and a Chinese man? A multiracial man.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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