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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why couldn't Billy see the pirate movie? A. Because his mom didn't let him.

Q: What were little Jonathon's grandmas last words before dying of Alzheimer's? A: Who are you?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

If you're jumping rope, and both the tires are flat, how much frosting would it take cover the staircase? Rocket!

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

Q: What's the difference between Yo' Mama and a blue whale? A: About 10 pounds.

What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup? Roast Beef is a solid and Pea Soup is a liquid

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

what is the difference between a puppy and a baby... ...they are different animals

Tim: Ya know what was wondering? Paul: What? Tim: Actually, I'm not wondering about it anymore.

i have a pet duck, when i take it a bath i use cold water, if i use hot water it and i drop a carrot in the tub it will think im cooking it.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead! Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was attatched to the monkey! Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? .....................peer pressure

What would you call the jetsons if they were black? Niggers

Roses are brown Violets are brown There is crap in my garden

What do you call a man who can't sing. Untalented and he should probably find a new profession

Yo mommas so stupid, she has a slightly below average IQ.

Q: The girl fell for the guy, but the guy was sad about it, why? A: Because she fell off a cliff.

Ben Affleck

There's a study that the population of Americans are very high in America.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

What's the difference between Elisabeth Fritzl and Pope John Paul II? Pope John Paul II wasn't imprisoned and raped continuously over a 24 year period in a horrific act of cruelty by his father

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