It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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what happens when steven hawking walks into a bar? everyone cheers at the miracle of science.

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I went up to my friend and she said to me, "Foop." I calmly went to the nearest teacher and told her that Susie is having a mental breakdown again

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What's the difference between a duck?

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A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

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Correctional officer asks an inmate. "Does your elevator go all the way up"? Inmate replied. I don't know we always use the stairs.

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Cancer. Super Cancer.

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What did the cat say when someone pointed out that cats can't talk? Meow.

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What's worse than having a FUPA? The Holocaust

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hi dave

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Nothing.

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If you dumb fooks keep swearing we are going to get banned.

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What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

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Q:What is the difference between a Blonde and a Ginger? A: Hair Color

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what can you say about a midget dressed as a clown? he had a terrible childhood.

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life is like a rapist. sometimes they're nice other times, they ram you in the ass.

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How do you know when it is a Mexican's birthday? They are walking around with "happy birthday" balloons.

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What happens when a bunch of animals break into your house... they eat you.

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Anti Joke

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