- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u call a gay dinosaur Tyran a sore arse

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

What did the black man say to the watermelon? Watermelon.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

if a fat guy in a red suit comes into your house on christmas. its not santa your about to get raped from chewy(:

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Johnny Manziel is the best quarter ever (this isn't a joke just a true statement)

Knock Knock! Who's there? The mailman! The mailman who? opens door Just kidding, I'm actually an axe-murderer!

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

Why would Maria not have sex with Liam? Because she is Danish and doesn't shave and therefore is self-conscious

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Benny: Hi, my name is Benny, what's your name? A potato: ...

Michael Brown

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Q: Why do black people hate country music? A: Because every time they hear "hoe down" they think someone has shot their sister.

why did sally drown? because she had no arms or legs and couldn't swim.

What do you call someone who kills a black person? A cop

Where are you going Your house

What did the Chinese guy say to the black guy? Nothing, the black guy dosen't speak chinese.

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

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