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a man walks into a bar, he tells the bartender "im not a part of this SYSTEM"

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Q. How did the man with no legs get to places? A. He didn't, he died at his house alone

you got Lady Gaga, Taylor Swift, and Reese Witherspoon. Which do you think is more succesful

National security?

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

Why do black guys always have sex on their mind? Because they are men.

what can keep u alive for many years- -not being shot

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What did the broom say to the vacuum cleaner? "Your mom sucks."

What? Why?

When Glenn looks in the mirror all he sees is Nicole Sipes.

why was the apple on the ground? because it fell

Q. What's worst than getting kicked in the balls ? A. The holacaust

Whats the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't. Her head was stuck in the oven.

A white guy, a black guy, an Asian guy, and a hispanic guy are standing before a cliff. They proceeded to take lovely pictures.

What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

Why did the blonde flunk out of school? Because she was a fucking idiot.

What's black on top and white on the bottom? Half an oreo

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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