- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Did you hear the joke about the butter? No.

Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? I raped your mom and she swallowed my load, k

Why did the Chicken cross the road? To get to Your House. Knock Knock. Who's there? The chicken

Why did the lemon eat salt? I DON'T KNOW!!

What did the black man do in the Italian Pub? He gave a 20% tip and couldn't have been more courteous.

What's better than sex? I have never had sex and, therefor, do not have adequate knowledge of the experience enough to make a comparison to other experiences. You should ask someone who has had sex.

-knock knock! -doors open

A Penn State administrator walks in to a butt.

your mom is so ugly, when she throws a boomerang it doesn't come back

Whats white and sticky? Marshmellows

Roses are red Violets are blue i have a gun get in the van

Bill gates walked into a store and farted. It stunk up the entire place and the employees were mad. But it was their fault for not having windows.

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why did the man break his arm? he didn't, someone else broke it for him

Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

Knock Knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Doctor Harold Boo, I was your grandmother's primary caregiver, I'm here to inform you that she died of a massive heart attack.

A horse walks into a bar the bartender says "Why the long face?" and the horse said "My wife died of terminal cancer"

A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

why did the man die? he had cancer

knock knock. who's there? your neighbor. o hi come one in!

2 big black men walked up to me with baseball bats. they politely asked me if i wanted to join their friendly game of baseball

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

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