- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many babies could a cannibal eat? 132/267 of a baby

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Connor is such a dope, he doesn't even know Betty White jokes aren't funny.

Why did the black kid pass the exam? Because he studied.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What's going to happen you? Your going to die just like everyone else in the world. Don't laugh, it's not funny

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

how many pancakes does it take to build a dog house? none boats don't have wheels.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Is J.P. dumb? Yes

How do you starve a black man?.........take away his food!!

The turd said crazy turd so many cows have ninety two ears and it walked away to the store and drank doors while juggling feces and racist jack-o-lanterns.

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Roses are Red, violets are blue,love can not tell how much I love you!!

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. We are here to inform you that your daughter has died in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

What did the kid with cancer get for christmas? Hope.

Why was the girl on the ground? She jumped off a bridge.

Three women are seen walking while having ice cream. One of them is licking the ice cream. Another is sucking the ice cream, and the other one is biting the ice cream. One of these women is married. Which one is married? The one that has a wedding ring on her finger.

What's faster a train or a bike? A horse because a cow gives milk.

What's the square root of yo mama? That which when multiplied by itself equals yo mama.

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