- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happens when three blind mice go our looking for food? They die because of the mouse traps the owners have because they are tired of loosing food to the mice.

what do you call a guy called Bill? Bill

A man sets his house on fire. His wife comes home, what did she ask? Why'd you set the house on fire?

I couldn't decide whether to buy a pepperoni or a meat feast pizza? So i got neither and my two year old son died of starvation.

your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

A guy finds a lamp in the desert and rubs it 3 times.. No genie appears because there is no such thing as Magic.

Why are black people so ghetto? because they live in the ghetto

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

Why couldn't the elephant ride the bike? Because it didn't have a thumb to ring the bell!

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Dwight Howard

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

i hate christians and muslims, until drugs are involved. iduno what dat is, i try it.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

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