- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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you know your just like my pinkie toe........eventually i am going to bang you on a table

Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

What's funny about black people? The fact that they are all in prison for not being visible at night time.

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What's the difference between Elmo and Cookie Monster? One of them doesn't listen to Michelle Obama

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are stupid. It most likely starved to death when it got stuck in a hole.

Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Jokes about the Holocaust

What's funnier than 9/11? Nothing. 9/11 wasn't funny. It was a terrible tragedy, the most tragic in U.S. history. If you think that is funny you are a sick person. By: Logan in South Dakota

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

Alan: My Grandfather was in the SS and has a leather jacket made jews he killed. Me: Really? Alan: No, i'm korean. My grandfather wouldnt be allowed into the SS.

How to confuse a dumbass: see next post.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Get a ladder from your house and kindly help him down.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

What did the dwarf do after he sore a mole? Nothing. dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist.

What happens if u call a black kid names? He tells an adult and u get in trouble

You're a big fat monkey.

Why is there air? To blow up basketballs

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

Whats black, white, and red all over? a dead panda.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

Man, It's so hot in here that the horses name is friday.

roses are red violets are blue my name is kate boyd im gay

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