- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats red and hurts your teeth? A brick

Guest what? Dog

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Playing hide and seek with Dennis Ferguson

What did one fat chick say to the other fat chick? Who cares, they're fat.

Why can't Michel Jackson play chess? He's dead

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Maybe we simply need to keep the door open, but one cannot bring happiness to others, until one is happy oneself. Do I change something within you Red?

Hey, I just met you, And this is crazy. But I have Alzheimer's... Hey, I just met you...

I heard you like getting dirty, so I got a dump truck to dump dirt on your bed so you can get dirty while you get dirty.

How many dead babies can you fit in a tire? It depends on the size of the tire.

What do you call a person who is black? A black person.

Why did the boy stay in the closet? Because the door was locked.

Where is Sally hiding? She was kidnapped and has probably been murdered, I lied about her hiding.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Nothing, because he is an orphan.

How do you kill half the Mexican population? through a penny of a cliff. How do you kill the other half? Tell them its still down there.

Three mexicans walk into a bathroom they all had to go pee.

Knock knock. Who's there? No one, because your house burned down.

"Sticks and stones" the man said and shat on three different complex turtles

what do you call a man with no arms no legs cancer and down syndrome? you call him stephen because his name is stephen

What did the Mexican man say to the black man? Hello, how are you today?

Why are anti-jokes funny? They are not because they have no punchline and if you wern't a complete dumbass you would have the ability to read the description on the right off the page.

Q: How do you make a black man think you're racist? A: Racism

Knock Knock. Who's There. Teenage Pregnancy

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? answer: Where's my tractor?

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