- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

What does a sailboad and a walrus have in common? Nothing.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Nothing.

How many dollies does little Suzie have? Enough to kill 15 men

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

You wanna know what's out of this world? The moon

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent gets brutally murdered.

how do you stop a baby from crying? hit it with a brick.

Why did the racist guy die? Because the black guy stabbed him with a fork.

This isn't funny.

Knock Knock Who's There? Steve Steve who? Your friend Steve, you called and told me to come over. Oh, come in.

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you haven't already said twice.

Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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