- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

what does a deer and grass have in common? they are both green but i lied about the deer

Why did the gir fall off of the swing? She had no arms.

What did the farmer say to the duck? I don't know, but the duck doesn't give a f.....

Ants are the Velociraptors of the insect world.

Your mother's so ugly she has low self-esteem

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side.

VITAMIN C!

A blond, a brunette, and a redhead all walk into a bar. They order martinis and have a nice evening.

Where's the soap?

A man went to the doctor and told him he was having the strangest dream. "First I was a tee pee Then I was a wigwam A tee pee, a wigwam. Do you have any idea what could be wrong?" The doctor looked at the man and said "You have aids."

What's white and yellow with red all over? Vietnam War

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why did the boy get diagnosed with Cancer? I don't remember I have Alzheimers.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Knock Knock. What's up? Oh, nothing much, you? Yeah, you know, same old, same old. Cool.

Why was the baby so hot? Napalm. Why was the baby so cold? Meat locker.

Why Bono always walk barefoot ? Because he's an asshole.

Nero, please cut the bull, I know you work for the feds, you are involved with the FBI, I know, but its not my problem, I just do not like you lying to me.

Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

Have you ever seen the inside of Stevie Wonder's house? Neither has he.

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