- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the soccer player miss practice? He got shot in the face.

Q: What's a crutch's favorite song? A: Lean on me

a person who will soon die of beeties

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's only a joke. It's not that, my wife and son were just killed in a drunk driving accident.

Why did the man rob the house? He had a horrible childhood which led him to making these bad choices.

Why does Rupert the Bear wear chequered trousers? Because that's how the creator originally drew him.

What did the black man say while getting mauled by a jungle cat? "Help im dying", as the animal riped him peice by peice with fear in his eyes he died slowly as the jungle cat draged him back to its den helplessly he fades away and the animal eats him.

It's all Taggart

What's puby and dandruffy? Aodhan Hearty

Rush Limbaugh

Paul Walker: Breaks, stop Breaks: No

What's worse then getting kicked in the face by Chuck Norris? A: Nothing

mental kid

How do you confuse a blonde? Ask her a very challenging question.

What's bigger than China and Smaller than my penis? Russia and a smaller penis.

Why did the man cross the road He didn't, he died after being hit by a car

2 black people and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The black person because they decided it would save gas if they all carpooled to their job.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

is the glass of milk half empty or half full it is scientifically proven that these are the same thing. Choosing one over the other is like saying that 1/2 does not equal 1-1/2. A normal person would just see this as an ordinary glass of milk.

Gas prices are so high, I've had to resort to walking and riding my bike.

Roses are red Violets are red Your flowers are red Yes set your garden on fire

When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

This one time, at band camp, I played the trumpet.

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