Sarah: Knock knock. Jim: Who’s there? Sarah: It’s me, Sarah. Open the door. Jim: It’s me Sarah open the door who? Sarah: Please Jim, it’s freezing out here. Jim: That wasn’t a very funny joke, Sarah. Sarah: Shut the fuck up and let me in. Jim: Ok.

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Pull my finger. Not right now. I'm watching The Price is Right.

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Why did the black man drop his weed Because he got shot

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Why the moron throw the clock out the window? Because he was a moron.

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what do u say when u steal something? STOLEN!!!!!!!!!

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why was the old man on the ground he fell

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What did the poor family eat for thanksgiving? Food

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Whats wrong Nero? What happened? Please pick up the phone, I am trying to call you, but it just goes from dialing to changing tunes, please do not be upset with me, what did I do wrong? I thought we had an understanding, please just pick up the phone, if you already have my number and all you got nothing to lose...

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What do you call a black priest? HOLY SHIT!!!!

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Q: Guess what my Mom and Dad did last Night on the Kitchen Table.... A: Had Dinner.

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Who comes up with terrible jokes and then mentions the name of the person they are talking about like a bitch? Both of us, Dylan.

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"I am proud to be black and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist. "I am proud to be white and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Racist and offensive to black people "I am proud to be asian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Not racist "I am proud to be Ethiopian and I wouldn't want to be any other race." - Said nobody, ever

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Yo mama so fat - - That your dad left her, and it's tearing your family apart

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Q. What's the best thing to do before you get in a car accident? A. There's actually not much you can do in a car accident, considering you probably will never expect it, and it happens relatively too fast to react.

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Why'd the monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was dead. Why'd the other monkey fall out of the tree? Cus he was stapled to the dead monkey!

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Why did the horse stop running? His master beat him to death.

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.......ah shit i forgotten the joke

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I can't wait to shove my finge in you

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Hats better than a stick? A stone

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What's white and horny? a unicorn.

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did you know r kelly and jay z had a album together?

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where do you find a dog with no legs? Korea. It's customary for the guests to get the drumsticks.

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Daisies are green, poppies are white, I have a headache.

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What do you get when you cross a crocodile and a couch? A coat because vests don't have sleeves.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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