- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Why do I exist? Because my mom gave birth to me.

save me from the nothing ive become

Guess what? You guessed it.

Two men walked into a bar. Only one came out. What happened? One Passed out.

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

-Whats not funny and has wheels? >What? -The Holocaust... I was lying about the wheels

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

Duck: got any grapes? Lemonade Seller: no the duck waddeld away and never came back for the guy has no grapes

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

Dwight Howard

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

What does 2 + 2 equal? 4

What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

What's the difference between Jews and pizza? One is an adherent to the religion of Judaism, and the other is a doughy bread topped with tomato sauce and cheese. They share virtually no similarities.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Roses Are Red...Rolo's Are Round....Pull Down Your Pants And Let's Down!

What do you call a scottish drunk? a taxi

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