What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

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Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

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Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

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Why did thomas make a big mess on the ground? Beacuse he fell of a cliff

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What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

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What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

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What did the little girl with no legs or arms get for Christmas? Cancer. Knock knock? Who's there? Not that little girl.

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Why did the dyslexic chicken cross the toad? Because the toad mocked his dyslexia, and the chicken does not tolerate rude bastard toads.

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Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

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Q: Why did Katie fall off the swing? A: She had no arms.. Q: Why didn't she have any arms? A: 50. Cal... Q: Wait where'd she go? A: I don't know there's a helicopter in my scop- wait what the f**k is going on?.... TO: CoD 4 Players -Ap

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I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

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Justin Bieber

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whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

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What is Rebecca Blacks favorite resurant? T.G.I Fridays...

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a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

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- Knock, knock. - Who's there? - Immigration.

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Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

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Refridgerator.

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Stealth baseballs record

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Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

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what is almost like Jesus? Jesus

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A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Although this is a highly improbable scenario, one would assume that, being a chicken, it did not have much of an intuitive idea as to what to do while it was stray for whatever reason in an urbanized area. Considering chickens do not harbor nearly as much of a mental capacity as it would require to even comprehend the concept of a "road" and is impervious to the idea of oncoming traffic and such, the fact that it happened to be crossing the road was in fact not even recognized by the chicken. For this reasons I deem this question unanswerable.

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Nero, seriously, one way or the other, ill kill you, my mom blushes like every time people talk to her so fuck you, my sister if you touch her, ill.... Man, stop and ill forgive you, and I am very very sorry, now stop sending me those pics, and please do not post them anywhere, Line would not want to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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