What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Yo mammas so stupid she has a profound intellectual disability.

What do you call an Ex-Penn State coach who is anal to young boys? - Strict

Truth is Jordan Abu aita has a hairy @ss

what did obama say when he lost his dog ? where the hell is my presidential dog !

Why was the woman sad on her 21st birthday? Because she was born on September 11,1980

Why did they bury the fireman at the side of the hill? Because he was dead

Why did the african kid die He was mauled by a tiger in a zoo

Contrary to the popular saying, "An apple a day keeps the doctor away," if you get cancer there's nothing an apple can do...

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

Q: Why is the sky green? A: It's not

John Travolta went to a seafood disco last week.

Knock Knock, Ow my face

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 8 9!

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

How do you stop an oncoming bus? You push a stroller in front of it.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

Guess what? You guessed it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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