What's worse than a man with AIDS? The fact that this is considered a joke.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't.

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josh sucks polish adams dick

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What is big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater.

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There is an elephant, a zebra, a lion, and a black man. The black man is enjoying his visit to the zoo.

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Why did the black man buy a watermelon? Because they're not free.

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Justin

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why do chairs recline Because they were built that way!!!!

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Who has two thumbs and gets to go home tomorrow? Well, not your son. He's in a persistent vegetative state and we had to amputate both of his arms.

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What's red, white, and blue? light purple

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so a man walks into a store looking for a new sheet,the cashier he goes to is chinese He leaves with a new sheet and is satisfied with it,oh wait,he gave me a pile of shit,sorry guys i had to -chuckles

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My mom

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Of course, you have always found more joy in seeing others happy, that pursuing your own happiness.

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Yo mama so poor, she can't afford luxuries

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were you expecting a joke

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Whats worst than the holocaust? What? 6million Jews.

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Jesus can walk on water, but Chuck Norris can swim on land... it's called having a swimming pool

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What did casey anthony say when the ruled her as not guilty? "yay"

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whats worse than finding 10 dead baby's in 1 garbage can... finding 1 dead baby's in 10 garbage can

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, There's gas in your shower, Because you're a Jew. Love, Hitler

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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A father and son get into a car crash. They go to the hospital and both the father and son are unconsciuos. The doctor comes in to the son's room and says, "I can't operate on this boy, he is my son. How could this happen if the dad is knocked out? It was a gay couple.

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what smells like tuna? my underwear

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Q: What happened to the dog when he eat the banana? A: he got raped by a monkey...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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