- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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roses are red , thankyou for stating that , i can now continue with gardening as it is my profession.

Correct grammar and proper use of capitals on the internet. Oh yeah, and a horse walked into a bar. It didn't think much of it.

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Why did the eskimo drag the seal into the igloo? Because the whale wouldn't fit.

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Whats so bad about all the black people in the world dying? The police would be out of a job.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

There once was a man from Peru, he couldn't fit into his shoe. He went to Brazil bought a big. Swallowed it and died.

Why couldn't the Joker browse the internet? He was using Compuserve.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Plumber, ma'am." "Thank God you're here. I haven't been able to take a shower in three days."

what did the penguin say to the dodo bird. nothing because dodo birds have bin extinct for thousands of years and it is highly unlikely for a dodo bird to be saying anything to a penguin do to the fact they wouldn't be anywhere near each other and neither species can speak.

what is green and red and goes 100 miles per hour? frog in a blender

Things to do get an A on my test win my hockey game become immortal well that escalated quickly

Knock knock. Who's there? Imaj. Imaj who? Haha, you're a Jew.

Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

someone has been eating my cornflakes,oh well cheerios instead.

women's rights

Your momma's so stupid, she threw out all the W's in the m&m's packet

Here is a nursery rhyme: Jane is a scruff, she has a head full of nits. She also had pain in her great big... Now don't get excited. Don't be mislead. Because all that Jane had was a pain in her head!

Q. What is worse than being raped A. Being raped twice

what did the left eye say to the right eye? "eye" see you

Why did the young boy die from Aggressive cancer? ...Because there isn't a cure.

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