A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar They are friends and continue to have a pleasant evening

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Who. Who, Who? Shut up you damn owl, I'm trying to deliver a pizza.

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How do you get a black person out of a tree? Tell them to come down

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Your momma is so ugly that when she stepped on the mirror, it broke.

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You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

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Once upon a time, there were a lot of Jews......

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Ha ha. You've wasted your life, sucker!

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How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

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Life is like the Titanic. You cruise along on course and everything is great -- until you hit an iceberg and 1,517 people die.

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I woke up in bed with someone this morning. I forget why this is a joke, but your mother is a whore.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? It wasnt due to the fact that numbers have no feeling.

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Q: Where did Sarah go when the bomb exploded? A: Everywhere.

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How many jews does it take to change a light bulb? None, you don't have to be jewish to change a light bulb

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at his genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven, knocking it to Hell.

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Roses aren't blue Violets aren't red She was my ex wife But now she's just dead.

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We got him in about five minutes, the kid will already be exhausted by the point we get to him, r rather, he gets to us. Pretty quick for a small geek I got to say, the photography we got of him is an obvious Photoshop, but he seems similar enough I guess. I would call, but it seems someone has been messing with all other "Erron`s" homes and phones if I had not dropped mine, I would not have noticed we have been bugged for a while, pretty professional gear too,

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A family walks into a talent agency. It's a father, mother, son, daughter and dog. The father says to the talent agent, "We have a really amazing act. You should represent us." The agent says, "Sorry, I don't represent family acts. They're a little too cute." The mother says, "Sir, if you just see our act, we know you would want to represent us." The agent says, "OK. OK. I'll take a look." The family performs an array of disgusting sexual acts. For the longest time, the agent just sits in silence. Finally, he manages, "That's a hell of an act. What do you call it?" And the father says, "It has no name."

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What's long and hard on a black man? Second Grade

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minorities.....

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Why did the boy cry? His Parents died.

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what did batman say to robin to tell him to get in the car? get in.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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