- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

A blonde went to buy a Pizza and after ordering, the assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. "Six please" she said, "I could never eat twelve!"

why did the man throw his clock out of he window? he was mentally insane.

A duck walks into a bar Its theoretical comical universe implodes from the destructive weight of inevitable punchlines and everyone in the bar dies.

Q: you know whats a good movie? A: twilight.

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What did the hitler youth kid get for Christmas? An easy bake oven and a G.I. Jew.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

What's long, hard and full of semen? A penis

Why couldn't a little kid turn around in a hall? He has a spear in his back.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

Why did the blonde fall off the cliff? She was blind and deaf so she never knew where to go, and her parents kicked her out for her problems. It is a sad situation that noone wants to go through

Why did the woman stop jogging? She got mauled by a bear.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Why was the black child found dead in water? He was raped and thrown into a river.

Your momma is so fat when she heard about the quater pounder she thought it was for a quarter.

Where does a jew with ADD go ? A concentration camp

A gay man takes another gay man home after a wild night at the city's top club. They choose to be safe and not have gay sex.

Guess what? You guessed it.

"Why did the clown fall off the swing" "he was shot in the face"

What's worse than being fat? Being gay

Q: How do you know your gay? A: When you have unexpected desires for men, which is a sin to a religion, so the choice of being gay is against the bible and you would soon be sent to the pit of fire we call hell.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

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