If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

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An asian and a black guy walked into a bar. An ambulance rushed to their aid as they were in great pain and had a slight chance of becoming paraplegic.

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Why couldn't the Chinese women see... It's because she just got into a terrible car accident and suffered a rental detachment in both eyes. Follow up question, why was the Chinese women even allowed to drive?

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Why was Timmy late for class? He got hit by a bus. Why was Jimmy late for class? He saw Timmy lying in the middle of the street, went out to help and got hit by another bus.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your mother.

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you just read an anti-joke

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Roses are red, violets are blue, I have a gun, Get in the van.

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What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

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There were a dog and a cat in a family house. The dog turned to the cat and said .. nothing because a dog can not speech the human language.

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What did jesus REALLY say while walking on water? "I really hope I find a nice patch of sand to swim in."

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

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whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

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A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

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What did the black man say when he waked into KFC? Can I use the restroom?

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whats worse than finding a worm in your penis having your wife bite of your penis and die from an infecction

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Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

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Who let the dogs out? Their owner because he had come to the rational conclusion that they were cooped up in their cage all night and were in serious need of relieving themselves and needed love and affection

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Why did the Mexican man jump to the floor? He had a stroke.

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knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, i have Alzheimers, Roses are red

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Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

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