- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man get on his birthday the week before he died? Obamacare

If the blue man lives in the blue house, and the yellow man lives in the yellow house, who lives in the white house? The blue man. He has made a good living with a high salary and has enough money to afford two houses.

How do you burn Lebron James's house? With fire.

Roses are red So are you Cause you killed my dreams So I killed you

Jesus can walko water Humans are 70% water I can walk on humans Therefore i am 70% Jesus

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey.

Why did the man cross the road? Because the light was red!

man 1 walks by man 2 man 1 says hey buddy whats up man 2 responds do i know you man 1 says no but i saw you seeing a movie on friday man 2 says oh cool but wasn't that movie great man 1 responds ya and man 1 and man 2 become best friends plus man 1 only liked man 2 because he was rich!!!

What's the difference between Nelly and Common? One of them is an artist and one of them is a businessman.

Patient: Doctor, I was cleaning my glass eye and accidentally swallowed it. Doctor: OK. Lean over and spread your legs. Patient: (Leans over and spreads his legs). Doctor: My God! This is the first time, in all my years of practice, that I've ever seen an asshole looking back at me

Two black guys walk into a bar. The bartender says "what are you doing here" and the black guys say "to get a drink"....

Tony Soprano walks into a diner

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

What happened when the dinosaur walked into a lake? It got wet

whats better than a girl getting hit by a car? a girl getting hit by a car with my dick in her

Know whats worse than a worm in your apple? Getting fridges thrown at you.

What is a taco made out of? A. Various ingredients ranging from cheese to sour cream.

Why did the weird alien jump everywhere? You probably don't want to know. If you learned why it jumped everywhere,you probably would make fun of it. I don't know if you know this, but aliens are sensitive. If you made fun of him, you probably would create World War 3:Humans VS Aliens.

A Jewish man with a 20 mile boner walks into a wall. Which body part hits the wall first? His nose

Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

Me:Oh wait, I got a joke! Friends:Oh boy, what is it? Tell us! Me:..my grandma died.. Everyones silent Some random guy:Oh haha, I get it! Me:Shut up, you have no friends. Some random guy: Oh........

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

A little boy was taken away in a black van with the promises of candy and a puppy of his very own. What he received? That fore mentioned, and more. The more? Ass rape

Titanic with will smith. Girl: I wont ever let go of you. Leo: Drowns. Smith: Move your fat ass over girl, there is like room for me and fifthy kids there yo! Me: Bitch if you need to float on a piece of wood where six of us could fit, im gonna drown you.

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