- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

why was Michael Jackson at K-Mart? They offer high quality items at a reasonable price and lay-away during the holidays.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Knock knock! Who's there? Fck. Fck who? F*ck you.

Why did the fish fly It didn't

What do you say when your hot chocolate is to hot? This hot chocolate is too hot.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

Why can't Hellen Keller watch Spongebob? She doesn't have the proper cable service

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

What do two Mexicans call a stray cat? Gato

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

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