- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the monster truck late to the rally.. because it had no driver

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

What did a pornstar say when she heard hard banging from the front door? Come inside.

How do you create an antijoke? Story written by Danny and Patrick

WHAT DO U CALL GINGERS GABRIELLA

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Nothing, she was Jewish.

what do a pizza and a jew have in common? they both burn in an oven

What do you do when you say shut up to someone and they say make me? Rip out their vocal cords.

Roses are red,Lemons are sour,Open your legs and give me an hour.

What's worse than being arrested by a cop? Dying of AIDS.

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting, he is very fond of animals and would never want to shoot them.

roses are red viloites are sour open your legs and give me an hour

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Coldpaly is a good band

How do you spell orange? O-R-A-N-G-E-U-D-U-M-B-A-S-S

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knock knock whos there knock knock whos there knock knock whos there poor billy didnt know that the knocking was just a tree branch and he stayed asking the same question for 21 years

What is yellow and Bear Grills has drunk on National Television. ...Lemonade.

Your mom's so dumb she has cancer...... oh wait that's racist

A man is mowing the lawn. The mower stops, so he reaches down to see if something's stuck in the blades. What does he pull out? His finger.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What characterizes a good joke? The lack of a punch line.

How much is that doggy in the window? It's not for sale....it's waiting to be euthanized.

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