- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So this fat guy farts. It smells.

What is short and yellow? Most Asians

What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

What's grey and can't fly? A castle

Why did the puerto rican cross the road? To get back to his country, but then he realized there wasn't a road then fell in the ocean and drowned.

If you spill milk Don't cry over it..... Clean it up.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

your dads so fat, he makes your mom look skinny.

Boy: Will you go out with me? Girl: No. Boy: Why? Girl: Because I don't want to.

Yo' mama's so fat she has type 2 diabetes.

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What's round and cheesy? A cheese wheel.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? The grass was getting to high and needed to be trimmed.

Yo momma is so stupid people make fun of her for her learning disability

there was this kid who was perfectly well-adjusted, had most normal things a person needs and a generally good life. what did he get for Christmas. non-hodgkins lymphoma.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue If You Bend Over Some More I'll Eat That Booty Too

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? were both lawyer's.

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

A janitor walks into a bar. He cleans the bar.

What is yellow and white and goes 150 miles down a railroad track? a duck.

How do you get babys to paint a house? depends on how hard you throw them

How do you make a boy cry? Pour hot soup on his head.

How do you make time fly? You can't, time is the duration of events and therefore cannot "fly".

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

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