My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

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The U.S. economy is in poor condition and it's downfall would have repercussions throughout the entire world.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

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What did George Washington tell his men before they got on their horses? Men get on your horses.

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A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

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How do you get a nun pregnant? Artificial insemination.

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Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

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I liked your first album but I feel that it went downhill from there. There are a few good songs on your third album though.

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Why did the Jew pick up the dollar on the side of the road? Because he dropped it.

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It's probably not a good idea that your in here, any sudden movements and you could seriously injure somebody. Our beer glasses aren't ergonomically designed for your kind of species. I'm going to have to ask you to leave

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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Its Eliza, hope you are still there, would you mind getting here sooner? This site is not safe, besides its cold here, I mean send somebody else if you got to, I might look frail but Nero taught me a thing or two, so I can honestly say that Nero taught me better than you guys just in case. Funny you say there is no code, yet add three, yeah you better expect nothing "fancy", Mr.Torture dungeon master. Honestly though I do not blame you, and if I really meant you where a psycho, I would not have agreed/asked you showed up, I am serious I need to get out of here.

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Roses are red Violets are blue If you need a poo.... ...hold it in.

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knock knock come in !

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Roeses are purple violets are green WTF u just stabbed me.

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Q. When's The Best Time To Wear A Striped Sweater? A. All The Time.

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Whats the difference between a Corvette and a dead bag of babies. -there's not a Corvette in my garage

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The queen having a shit

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Why did the pervert cross the road? Because he couldn't get his knob out of the chicken.

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Janey Had her first kiss with Jonny. Jonny choked on her ridiculously large was of gum and died.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I got a brother. He's bigger then you.

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