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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

what did the kid with no head get for his birthday? A coffin.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

copy me and i will kill you

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would too if your name was Gnrwhaf

What did the three blind mice say to the priest? I'm blind :(

why did the man leave his house during a state of emergency? he didnt

What do you call two black men riding on a tandem bicycle? Best friends.

Why was the black family eating KFC? Because KFC tastes very nice and there was a discount on the family bucket.

Yo mamma is so fat, that she's going on a diet and is exercising regularly to lose wait.

A Christian and an Atheist are sitting next to each other in a bar. C: Sad you don't believe in God, 'cuz you'll go to hell after your death. A:I don't believe in hell neither..

A chemist and his buddy walk into a bar. The chemist, trying to sound smart, says, "I would like a glass of H20." The buddy, being a normal person who actually cares if he looks like an idiot, asks for plain water.

A man was wacking it and then his internet went down he then cut off his own balls then his internet came back

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