Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Q:Why did the boy drop his icecream? A: His arm was chopped off by a ninja

Pete and Repeat were on a boat. Pete fell off. Who was left? Repeat. Yeah.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

Dwight Howard

In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

69

A Jewish man walks by a penny.

Nah

19 roosters walk into a roller coaster

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

your face is kinda funny

"knock knock" "whos there?" there was no response from the other side but the knocking continued, the homeowner felt distressed so phoned the police...

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

how many niggaz dose it take to fit in al lightbolb?? 36 ahahahh yall deez nutz

What building has the most stories? The Burj Khalifa.

Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

How do you sink a Polish battleship? You breach the hull.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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