copy me and i will kill you

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was standing next to you.

What does a black person call black friday? Friday

I just met you, And this is crazy. So call me Kony, I stole you're baby.

Knock knock. Who's there? You're adopted.

Roses are Red Violets are Red My Garden is on Fire.

what do you call a black man flying an airplane a pilot, you racist

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

Why was Jenny alone? Everyone else had died in a zombie apocalypse.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Knock, knock! Who's there? No one. No one actually knocked on your door because this is just a joke.

Just got cancer: YOLO!! -sad face-

whats purple and brown lucozade sport

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

What's long and really hard? The fourth grade.

What's the diffrents between a horse and a zebra? WELL clearly there names duh.

I used play skyrim...but then I realsied I had a lot of exams so I had to stop

Do you know what's hilarious? Not rape.

Who gave Miley Cyrus her new haircut? Hellen Keller

What do you do when your condom breaks during sexual intercourse? Get AIDS.

Knock Knock Who’s there? Wolf Wolf who? Wolf who!? Is that really the first question that comes to mind when confronted with a talking wolf?

Why did Billy kill Joey? Joey had sex with Billy's wife... and Billy wanted revenge.

Q: What do you call a gay man in a... A: Keith.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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