What did Batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile? "Robin, get in the batmobile!"

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Peter charas threw a masterball at a level 20 Zubat!!!!!

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What did the Atheist say to priest? Evolution

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when life randomly gives u lemons, u should probably have a stand cuz people are gonna expect u to make lemonade

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whats worse than a paper cut? 2012

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what did the cripple, the cancer guy, the blonde, and the blackguy have in common they all have no reason to live

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why did the koala fall out of the tree? because it was dead

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Whats worse than the Holocaust. Nothing the Holocaust was the single worst thing to happen ever.

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CHAD'S A FAG!!!

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why does horse head huffer keep posting here? because he really doesn't understand the concept.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from K.F.C

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How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? If a wood chuck could chuck wood, it would depend on whether it wanted to or not. If it did want to, it could potentially chuck an infinite amount of wood in its lifetime

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

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why did the chicken cross the road? Because there were no traffic.

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Three men are stranded, mid-ocean, in a small rowboat. They realize quickly that their imminent demise is slowly creeping into the forefront of their consciousnesses. Just as all hope seem to be lost, one man noticed an island covered in luscious foliage about five hundred yards away. A problem reared it's head as it became apparent that an unrelenting riptide was dragging the boat further and further from the shore and, in turn, salvation. It became further apparent that the men would have to abandon their rickety rowboat and swim the rest of the way. The first man bravely jumps into the vast uncertainty of the ocean and attempts to swim to shore. He is met by a large shark that promptly severs his arm from his body. A bloody mess, he manages to touch down on the sandy beach. The second man, more reluctantly, also jumps in. He balanced his chances: "100% death in the boat vs. uncertainty in the ocean." Like the first man, the second man meets the shark's vicious bite. His leg is severed and he too drags himself, bloody, to the warm embrace of sand and freedom. The third man, sure that he would be bitten also, jumps into the ocean and swims to shore. Alas! The third man arrived on the island unscathed and completely fine. Perplexed, the first two men asked the third why the shark did not attack him. The third man simply smiled and replied..."what do you expect me for, a typewriter?"

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What's green and fuzzy, has 4 legs, and if it falls from a tree it'll kill you? A pool table.

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So there is a blind man... and he walks past a fish market and takes a deep breath and says"Oh boy it sure does smell like fish out here".

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Q: where was Johnny during the bombing? A: everywhere

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was an animal with a small brain and could not comprehend the situation.

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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what is the difference betweeb 69 and 77? 8

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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