- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i am 26 why was i kidnapped 13 years ago cause i was in a badly written play

Did you hear about the monkey in the tree? Oh no wait. It was a lizard.

Hey I just met you and this is crazy, but i have Alzheimer's. Hey i just met you.

an irishman an american and a jihadist get a plane were did they go right through my house

A Jew walks into a bar. He immediately turns around and walks out because prices at this particular high end bar are much too high for his liking.

Want to hear a joke? ...you're straight.

How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

The Ohio State Buckeyes

An Irishman walked out of a bar

Why didn't john go to school? He has terminal cancer and he must stay at hospital

what did little johnny get his grandfather for christmas?nothing his grandfather died on thanksgiving

A midget, a nun, and a kangaroo walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What is this? Some kind of joke?"

Wigan.

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

What's the only animal that has to be oiled? any animal I can think of

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm a schizophrenic And so am I

A man walks into a bar and orders a beer. His family is struggling financially and his children are severely malnourished. If he wasn't an alcoholic, he could afford healthcare for his family and move into a better neighborhood. But he's not, so they will die a long, painful death.

Why did the boy go back in time? He didn't. He was mutilated by rabid apes.

You got yourself a mole, I suggest you restrict all access to any and everyone that could possibly go under aliases such as: The Wiz. Azure. Dungeon Lord. Dice. Wizard, and anything similar, he is most likely a computer geek which does not necessarily look like one.

why did the blond have a broken nose? because she was brutaly beaten by five rapists when she refused to have sex with them.

A. Do you know what they call Bing Crosby in Sweden? B. No. A. Bing Crosby.

A duck walks into a bar and is immediately shot to prevent the spread of bird flu.

Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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