How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

Hey do you know who is in the yard? Not the boys, they all died in a horrific fire last Christmas.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

Why was Little Bobby sad? He just superglued Uranus to his forehead.

Q: what is the best way to pick up jewish chicks. A: with a pickup line and possibly a gift such as chocolates or flowers

What do accountants do when they're constipated? Take a laxative and eat plenty of fiber.

You tell me. I have amnesia.

Up High. *high fives* In The Middle *high fives* Down Low *high fives* In the Grass *high fives* You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

Knock Knock. GO AWAY!

What do you get when you cross Jesus with James Woods? Crucifixion

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he saw a piece of food that looked yummy, and he wanted to eat it. Unfortunately, the chicken was run over by a car and died.

What does shit smell like? Your maaaa

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

Dyslexic drunk died choking on his own vimto last night

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

I worship you Nero, and I wont even begin to explain myself why.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

Womens basketball

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What do you call it when you mix a raccoon with an 18-wheeler? A bloody mess on the highway. That smells like cheese

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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