what do u call a gay guy? Marlin Stein and Bryan Carboni

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Did you know diarrhoea is genetic? It is a side effect of Polycystic Kidney Disease.

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while having sex, the boy asked, "how many ears do elephants have?" his father answered, "two"

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Why can't Osama bin Laden make anymore terrorist attacks? He's dead.

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How did the dinosaurs die???? How the Heck do I kno?

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knock knock whos there haha this is a shit joke anyone that reads this is a jimmy saville follower and got fingered up the bum hole violently by him love you

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What makes my fourth grade librarian hot? The fact that I set her on fire

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what do you call people who keep reffering to the holocost , and cancer sufferers on this site? sad and sick individuals

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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How did the blonde girl fall down? She didnt see where she was goin

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Whats funnier than Steven Yuhasz being Straight? Womens Rights.

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Oh, hi Dave, come inside.

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what did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? a bike

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Why did the first koala fall off the tree? He was dead. Why did the second koala fall off the tree? He got hit by the first one. Why did the third koala fall off the tree? He thought it was a game so he joined in.

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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What do you call a black man who likes watermelon and fried chicken? Someone who likes good food.

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FRED CLEAN YOUR ROOM! Ok mom, I'm done "Nothing is cleaned" Well.. I tried

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whats flat and useless? the walls of an abandoned house where land prices are increasing and properties are in high demand

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Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Jake did Why did Isaac cross the road? Because mum told him not to Why did Isaac cross the road? Because Maya was there

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A blonde, brunette, brown walk into a hair salon. They then proceed to each get they're own procedures done then leave not having any contact with each other.

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A child is in the grocery checkout with their parents. It sees the candy display and asks for a pack of Reese's. When the parents do not grant the child's request, they begin to scream and cry. When they arrive home, the child is beaten with a copper rod. The new puppy that the child got for a birthday present is hanged and fed to buzzards.

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A russian, a mexican, and an american are all sitting in a tavern. The russian ordered vodka, the mexican orders tequila, and the american orders a beer. When the waiter arrives, the russian throws his vodka into the air, shoots it, and says "we got too many of those in our country". The mexican tosses up his tequila and says "we got too many of those in our country". The american throws up his beer, shoots the mexican, and says "we got too many of those in our country". And then drinks his beer.

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