- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl start crying? Her pet sunflower had just died.

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

Why was the African Americanfemale at an abortion clinic? Because she just killed a child.

why was the white girl not wanting to have a baby with her boyfriend he was black

Why do Mexicans always have heart burn? Because the food is spicy.

What did the cashier say to the blonde? That will be $5.39, would you like a receipt?

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Why did the fish but the house Because it wanted to eat the house

Why couldn't the mute kid tell his mom the house was on fire? Casue he fell down the stairs and broke his hands...

Why are bacon and eggs good. Because Toasters are silver

A man looks in his toilet and gazes in fear of the fact that there is blood on his bowel movement. He has colitis

Neil is a reterd.

KEVIN CRUMMY SMELLS LIKE SARAHS (I)

Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a toothpick

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the ocean? Bob

what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? a new bike.

A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

1+2 = 6

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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