Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

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A blonde, brunette, and red-head were on a deserted island. The blonde said, "in thirty years or so, we'll all have gray hair."

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How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

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Why did the leaf fall off the tree? Because it was Fall.

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What did the faggot say? Nothing, he shot himself due to high school bullying and rejecting parents.

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh wait i think i missed the joke, what?

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what is red with 2 legs? half a cat

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Why did the pregnant Mexican cross the border? Nobody knows. She was shot down on site.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

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What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

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top kek

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What's the best part of the 1980s? They're over.

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A man goes into the doctors office for his yearly checkup. The man waits patiently for several minutes until the doctor is ready to see him. After about ten minutes pass, the doctor is ready to see him. The man enters the doctors office. He passes all of the necessary tests. The doctor and him talk for a while. After a few minutes, the doctor says, "Okay, thanks for coming. See you next year." The man thanks the doctor and leaves.

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why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

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what is the difference of a bag of dead babies and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Safe sex MR

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What is the best way to burn Jews Light them on fire

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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Why did the boy fall off the swing? Because a fridge hit him.

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"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

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what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

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Why did the beautiful woman marry the ugly poor old man? She was blonde & was therefor not aware that he wasn't rich nor younge.

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Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

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What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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