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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Why did the black guy smell fried chicken? He had a brain tumour

A person who doesn't know hungarian is trying to read the next sentence. Sajnos nem érti, mivel nem tud magyarul.

F? No k

it's funny because it's funny

Why was Little Billy crying? He had cancer. Why was Little Sally crying? Little Billy's cancer was contagious.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

A priest, a rabbi and a proctologist walk into a bar. Why is there a bar lying in the middle of the sidewalk?

What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

What's the warmest organ in a dead baby's body? My penis

My life is a dream in of itself.. inception???

A Jew, a Catholic, and a Muslim walk into a bar. The bartender says, "What'll you have?" The Jew says, "I'll have a whiskey straight." The Catholic says, "I'll have a vodka tonic." The Muslim says, "I can't drink it's against my religion and I really shouldn't be here."

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