- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

What's worse than a worm in your apple? Captchas.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

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Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

Who is gay and sits next to me in my architecture class? The same Griffin Kid.

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