What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

The body system was looking for a leader!? Heart - I am because I circulate the blood Brain - I should be because I control the body Liver - I should because I feed Anus - No, I am All laugh The anus held closed for seven days. The liver exploded the brain stewed and the heart stopped beating. Anus - Now, what am I?!

nothing

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

What did the black do when a man robbed his house? He called 911

How do I become successful like you dad? Just do good.

So 185 cowboys walk into a bar and the bartender says "I can't serve 185 cowboys!" The cowboys ask why not and the bartender says "Because that would exceed the legal maximum occupancy of this building."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

What do you all a black person on the moon? An Astronaut

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

what meows and is fuzzy and smells like manure? a cat being being killed with a chainsaw next to a cow

What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

Q: A blonde walks into a bar. What does she get? A: An icepack.

a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

i dont fisish anythi

What is worse than being paralyzed from the neck down Nothing

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