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Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

A Polish immigrant goes to the Department of Motor Vehicles to apply for a driver’s license. He has to take an eye test. They show him a card with the letters C Z W I X N O S T A C Z. “Can you read this?” the optician asks. “Read it?” the Polish guy replies, “No, sir. Allow me to put on my glasses."

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

A black man walks into a store and grabs something off of a shelf. He walk briskly towards the door and pauses, looking sneakily left and right to make sure nobody else is around. He also looks and sees that the security camera is not facing him. Seeing as nobody is watching him, he quickly turns towards the counter beside the door and pays for the item with his own debit card, knowing that nobody can see him enter his PIN.

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

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What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

KENYAN HEALTHCARE kenyan water kenyan aids-free kenyan we dont have flies around us

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

Q. What did Michael Jackson say to the banana? A. Nothing, he's dead.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

How much wood can a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? The Holocaust

What is frowned upon no matter what country you're in? Sex on a plane.

Two Chav's jump off a cliff who wins? Neither, the affects of gravity are equal despite the weight of said object.

So a man walks into a bar, He says, "Hey bartender! Can I have some beer?" The bartender says, "Sure!" and hands the man a Bud Light. The man drinks the Bud Light and leaves afterward.

What's worse than the holocost? 6 Million Jews

do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

If you can't read this, you should think about optical enhancement surgery. If you can, however, you just wasted 5 seconds of your life doing so.

What's worse than the holocaust? Microwaveable jellied horse nipple

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

What is Blue, Pink, and Green, and sometimes sparkles when wet? Grass. I lied about the Blue and Pink to throw you off...because I can.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Did you here that Hellen Keller got hit by a bus? No. Neither did she.

*Phone rings* Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400

Did you hear about the new XBOX releasing in Mexico. It's called the XBOX JUAN!!!

What did the white teen say to the black man? Sup nigga. What then followed? A savage beating at which the teen did not survive.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? I don't know, I've never tried to.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

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Phone rings Hello? Hi, is your refrigerator running? No, it actually broke down yesterday. Are you the repair man? Yes, the repairs will cost $400