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Why did the priest kill his family? Preists can't marry, therefore have not families.

Why was the girl crying? Because I raped her

Q: what's worse then stubing yout toe? A: getting raped by godzilla

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road ? A. Because he had grown tired of living thus choosing to end his life.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

What do you call a black guy who gives out change? A cashier.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

A man comes home to find his wife in bed with another man. He then joins them.

a black hispanic and asian man jump off a cliff they all die and their families morn their deaths

Yo mama so old, she used to babysit Dumbledore

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?... CAUSE HE FELT LIKE IT, IDIOT

What the librarian say to the man? Hi, can I help you?

What did the bird say when he was riding the turtle? Weeee...

Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

An under aged man walks into a bar. the bar tender forgets to ask for his ID and gives him a beer. That man was later fired.

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

Your face

Derp

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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