whats white and looks like paper paper

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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A frog walked into a bar. Except by frog I meant Frenchman, and by bar I meant English pub. The Englishmen in the bar kill the Frenchman in a display of territoriality.

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What is blue and has blue shoes? A blue shoe box

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Traffic was too backed-up so the chicken took a different route.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Reading another damn "worm in your apple" joke.

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Why did the black guy not tip his pizza driver? Because he didn't order pizza.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? A Jehovah's witness.

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Barack Obama is a good president.

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You know its time to leave when she wake's up out of her coma and your balls are on her chin.

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a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

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a blond walks in to a post... OUCH

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? ...Neither have they.

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What's the meaning of life? I don't know.

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Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

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What's the difference in a big brother and a wee brother? Ones big, ones small.

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how does a chinese chick check if she's pregnant? swallows a rubix cube and if it comes out solved shes pregnant

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A young boy asks his father if there will be cake at the party. The father tells him there won't be and tells him to f*ck off.

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Whats brown and rhyme's with "Snoop?" Dr. Dre

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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roses are red violets are blue i just made you remember two girls one cup

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Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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