What's the capital of Ohio? O

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My great grandfather died in a concentration camp. The poor guy fell off the guard tower.

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How many Druggies does it take to make toast. One.

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what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

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Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

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i'll leave 'em dead in the living room. get it leave 'em dead in the living room

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Whats a dogs favorite thing to eat? Food.

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Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

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Yo momma's so black, when yo poppa rides her, he says "Look! I'm Hiccup!"

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Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

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A man found out that he had hit the lottery and would be receiving 300 million dollars, but he had to fly to china to do so. The man took a plane to China from New York and would arrive within the next several hours. Meanwhile, in australia a god-cow was producing infinitely large amounts of concentrated milk. His milk was so infinitely large in mass that it collapsed on its own mass and turned into black hole; absorbing the entire Earth. The man never got to receive his money from winning the lottery

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A new scientific study has scientists baffled as it clearly shows that teen sex drastically decreases at age 20.

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knock knock who's there? the police, we have a warrant for your arrest.

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How do you scare a black man? Burn his house down.

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Once upon a time, A lonely man was living in the woods. He died of exhaustion, dehydration, starvation, and bacterial infection. The end. Once upon a time, Another lonely man was living in the woods. He built a house, made a well, made a farm, got married, had kids, and had a wonderful life. The end.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot, you racist.

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Why was Hellen Keller blind and deaf? Because she was a girl.

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As they went down the hill Jack tripped on a rock, falling breaking many bones including his neck. In all the hysteria, Jill fell too, however she landed on a rock and now has severe dementia. This was all for a pail of water.

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Man goes into a bar and orders 7 shots, the bartender says "Long day, huh?", the Man says yeh then goes home and kills himself.

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Q: What said the first bagel to the other? A: Nothing! Bagels can't talk!

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Q. Whats does the kid and the dog have in common? A. The kid has Herpes.

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What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

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What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

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I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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