- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a gay bar. They are closet homosexuals and are searching for partners to engage in consensual sexual intercourse with.

what do you call a a miget crossed with a vampire? A miget, vampires are a figment of you're screwed up imagination.

Paddy Englishmen, Paddy Irishmen and Paddy Scotsman walk into a bar. They realise that they all share a common name and make a casual joke about it.

Why did the gay guy walk into a straight bar To find the better looking guys

Why did the little girl keep running into things Because she was blind

Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

Did you know that every 60 seconds in Africa a minute passes

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

Why did Jonny commit suicide? Airplanes dont have feet.

What do animals eat at the beach? Sandwitches

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Your mother is so fat, that if she had 8 clones of her, they would probably not be able to stand in the elevator together due to the maximum capacity, and safety hazard.

roses are blue violets are green I am colorblind

roses are red violets are blue i done your mom and i do you too

Why did the chicken cross the road? like most animals that wander onto the road, it was completely unaware that the road can be very dangerous. It didn't go onto the road on purpose, it simply treated the road as if it was just like the rest of the ground.

What red and goes up and down? A tomato in an elevator.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

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