roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

You read this in school as the kid sitting next to you stares at his computer screen.

why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

knock knock who's there aids aids who ... dumb ass

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

A guy asks, "Why was my mom in your bed?" The other guy replies, "Because your mom has a mental disease which inhibits her ability to process thought."

What did the kid with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Cancer

What happens when your first name is Newton? You get nicknamed NEWT

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

I popped my head over my sexy neighbour's fence today to see her lying in her bikini. "Wow, you're gorgeous!" I burst out, "I hope you know how to do CPR." "Why?" she asked with a giggle, "Because I've taken your breath away?" "No," I replied. "I've just run your son over out front."

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

How can you tell Santa is racist? He doesn't give Africans presents.

Midgets' mouths are perfect height for, kissing other midgets.

Once there was a pig named Poga. When he grew up, he was slaughtered and made into bacon.

What sinks quickly to the bottom of a river? Your dead parents.

Q:What do you find in the middle of a pile of dead babies? A:Another dead baby!

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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