On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

snooki

What's funnier than a jalapeño? A jalapeño on a stick.

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Ok everyone, you know that kid that after his joke he'll put louis on the bottom because that's his name? He sucks at joke telling and if you see any of his jokes, DISLIKE THEM!

what happened to the man who got stuck in a car after a crash? the ambulance failed to arrive and he died a slow, trajic death.

When The bus came by Jimmy went bye-bye

Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

Invisible Children Foundation.

What did the black man do when his Polish friend died of cancer? He fertilized his front lawn as it was beginning to burn due to overexposure of the sun.

what do you call Mackenzie Phillips? five head

"Have you heard the one about the trannie?" "No, what is it?" "Wow, that's offensive." -Juanita

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

A black man, a Asian, and a Jew fell into a pit and because of a lack of water they all died.

I was approached the other day by an officer as he asked... "Son where are your parents?" I replied, "I dont know i'm an orphan" The officer then laughed and walked away

telling real jokes on anti-joke is a form of anti jokes

Billy: Hey hey hey!!!!! wanna hear a dirty joke? Joe: Sure Billy: A pig fell in the mud

Roses are flowers.

oh no, i've lost my tractor

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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