- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Seven was black

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

A homosexual and a heterosexual bump into each other on the street. But its okay, because although they both lead very different lifestyles, they are open minded enough to respect each others choices and both apologize and keep walking.

whos district champs not JM

Listen Erron, what`s wrong? I would have told you to go fuck yourself if it where not for the fact that AzureDragon just left for the cafeteria and is nowhere to be seen.

roses are red, violets are blue, my name is dave, this makes no sense microwave.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q: Why did Grandma fall down the stairs? A: Because she had a brain hammerage

Your face

Derp

Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Knock, knock. Guess no ones home.

How do Asians name their children? They throw them down the stairs and see what sound they make.

what did the tree say to the person? nothing trees cant talk

Women's Rights

What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

Why did the girl cry when her boyfriend brought up the topic about rape? Because she was raped by her father as a child and it was a suppressed memory.

Stop making fun of Stevie Wonder, you dont seen what he has.

Where do cows go to have fun? Cows don't have a concept of fun as such, but they would probably go to a large, sunny field full of lush, green grass with a bubbling river and plenty of shade.

Q: If a tree falls in a forest and no one is there to hear it, does it still make a sound? A: Yes

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