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Kitana vs Shao Kahn. Kitana: HIAHIAHIAHIA...etc Kahn: You weak pathetic whor... OARGH! Kahn: FINISH ME!!! Kitana: Dad? Again? Okay the last time then... Kahn: I just addopted you you FUC... Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh Oargh... OOF!! OFF!! OFF!! OFF! Kitana: *slurp okay no more for you I am uh... full, seriously, Ill explode or some other Fatality... Woody Allenality... Kahn: Kontinue? (press start to kontinue free play mode)

A fat man walks into a gym, and comes out fatter

Welcome to Horsehead! 1. Our servers are derpy right now, do yourself a favor and never come back, oh yes they are gonna be derpy right then too! 2. THIS IS MY WORLD PEOPLE MYYYYY WOOOOOOOORLD!... ...Ps: My world sucks. 3. Antijokes 30000 per day, other stuff, Zero. (30000 by me) 4. You: People better like me because I dont like myself. Me: I like myself FUCK PEOPLE! FUCK YOU! (thats me on horsehead) welcome to die! 5. IRIS... IRIS! WHAT AM I TYPING FOOOOOOOOOOOOR!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

how do you kill a blond? there are many ways but every one of them is illegal and could be criminally chargeable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

What's the object with the most points according to science and math? A sphere.

How did I do in the running events? Not that good, I'm a paraplegic.

Hi my name is Lisa Hi Lisa my name is Karen. Nice to meet Karen Likewise...

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

A blind man walks into a deaf woman. He tries to apologize but she can't hear him.

What's the best part of twenty one year old's? Their bodies have matured enough that the U.S. government deems it safe for them to consume alcoholic beverages with proper I.D.

If George Washington was the first president, and Barack Obama is the latest, how old is my grandma?

What's red and smells like metal? A tricycle. It's covered in blood.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer was depressed about the low business and farmer's economy, so he poured gasoline all over himself and lit a match. The barn burned down and the chicken was the only survivor.

what is Stephen Hawking's condom brand called? Anti-Virus

What did the amputee get for chritmas? A bicycle

How many light bulbs? 1

Elephants can't jump higher than the tallest building. You know why? It's because buildings can't jump.

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

The elephant moonwalked. On the moon.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

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The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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