- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then ten dead babies in a barrel? The one at the bottom is still alive.

Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. To get to the other side.

once upon a time joey was on a roller coaster. Joey fell off the roller coaster and died.

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

Knock knock ... Knock knock ... Little did the man knocking at the door know that the kid was told not to answer the door when he was home alone, so the kid was hiding

Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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YOU-why did the airplane crash? (person): why? YOU-Because jimmy was flying it. (person): Who is jimmy? YOU- a fish.

What do you call a mother who is also your aunt and a father who is also your uncle? Incest

Why didn't the sperm cell cross the road? It died from the intense heat.

Why Was 6 Afraid of 7? Because 7 was a Pedophile

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven raped and murdered eight's family.

how did Andrew meet adele He was working as a stableboy

what did the aboriginal kid get for christmas? your bike.

What do you get when you rape a dead baby filled with jalapeños? A lifetime in prison, and a burning penis.

How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

why did the girl fall off the slide? she was pushed, by her dad...

Why did the terminal cancer patient die? Because he fell of the stairs with his wheelchair.

What's the worst thing about African poverty? The fact that there is no foreseeable solution to the problem of millions suffering.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

Fine, this better be worth it, this is no time to be a jackass Nero.

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