- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the dog bark? A: it cant talk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, as it was a busy highway it was hit before making it to halfway.

whats worse than taking a refrigerator to the face? the holocaust and AIDs

The man was so gay he grew breasts and got breast cancer.

Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair Fuzzy Wuzzy died of cancer

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was wandering because he was lost and got hit by a car in the process.

Hey, Batman Yeah? Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents!

Chuck Norris threw a grendade, killed 50 people, then it exploded This is a highly improbable event considering no man is faster then a grenade

Whats sad about 4 blacks riding of a cliff in a cadilac. It was a rental.

What do you call an Ethiopian with a yeast infection? Quarter pounder with cheese.

Q: What's the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies? A: You can't unload a truck full of bowling balls with a pitchfork.

You scream I scream We all screamed when the chicken crossed the road

I am white, you are black, we can be friends, racism was abolished.

What do you call a black man that works with out pay? A volunteer

Knock Knock. Who's there? Frances. Frances who? Frances Payne.

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Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Roses are red violets are red bushes are red oh shit my garden is on fire

What's worse than tornadoes in the USA? Earthquakes in Japan.

What did Batman say to Robin just before they got in the bat mobile? Robin,get in the bat mobile.

what looks like a bug, lives in larch mount and lives in a mansion? Aodhan Hearty, lied about the mansion... he lives in a web with his buggy family

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

My dad said that if I post anymore jokes on this website, the will hit my head against the keyboaaskdnaji;nsd;asdnasd;

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