- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other side

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

What do you call a man that's not funny? An un - funny man!

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

Where was Sally when the bomb went off? Everywhere...

A black man from Harlem walked in to a store. He then proceeded to buy a few items using money he had earlier procured by working dilligently.

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Roses are red Violets are violet Don't know why people are saying they're blue

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

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