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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, it was kind of by chance that it crossed the road and what is the big deal lots of animals cross the road. For example possums, squirrels, deer, raccoons, cats, dogs, rabbits do pretty often too it's weird because sometimes more rabbits cross the road on Easter I don't know if that's just me though, chipmunks, bears, over in Africa probably tigers and lions cross those roads.

A teacher at a school in America is writing on a chalk board. He asks the class what 50 - 20 is. The teacher begins to become impatient when noone put their hands up. This is because the school is an educational facility for asylumn seekers from Rwanda and all of their hands were cut off by a Warlord.

Malcolm Johnson from Zenith windows, I was wondering if I could speak to you for a while about some fantastic offers which we currently have on double glazed windows....

What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

3 men of different races walk into a bar. The bartender then proceeds to ask, "what would you 3 men like?"

What do you call a Black Priest? His title would probably be Reverend, and then his last name after it.

A fat guy, well over 300 lbs, goes to KFC and orders a big bucket of chicken. He gets his bucket of chicken and goes to sit down on a table to eat his chicken. A man walks up to him and asks him "are you going to share any of that chicken?" The man says "no."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road ? because half way acroos he got hit by a car and the animal heath care had to take him away and put him down

Why did the airplane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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John: I just ran over a cat... Just kidding! It was your mum.

how do you make abus driver cry? you rip his limbs off.

Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

What did the anorexic girl say to the skilled psychologist? Fuck off you'll never understand me.

What's harder than steel? Beating Tetris. What's harder than diamond? Beating Tetris...

The indistinguishable bug corrupts a bond arrow.

Yo mamma is SO fat, she is classified as fat.

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? 'Where's my tractor?'

i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

What happen's when you give an alcoholic whiskey? He's an alcoholic, so he drinks it.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

I thought we where okay, you seemed so nice and calm before, are you okay? What happened?