- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My girlfriend said she doesn't like anti jokes and now i'm single ha ha just kidding.... she's dead

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

why was the boy sad? because his mom just punched his hamburger

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

what rhymes with ham and bread? girl, make me a sandwich

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

U mad?

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

What is the definition of a shame (as in "that's a shame")? When a picnic is postponed due to rain, or hired entertainment becomes unavailable at the last minute due to illness, or a book ends badly having started out well.

Why didn't the Jew laugh at the joke concerning his familial genealogy in relation to WW2? He had orofacial paralysis and was therefore physically incapable of expressing joy through the means of his mouth

Knock knock. Who's there? Robert. Robert who? Robert Anderson.

whats black and yellow a chinese with a bruise

whats the stage after cancer? you die

Why did the Girl fall of the swing? She had no arms Knock Knock Who's There? Not That Girl

How many dead babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Impossible, non-living organisms are incapable of moving and babies lack the brain capacity to understand how to screw in a light bulb.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -Dave. -Dave who? -Orange you glad I didn't say banana?

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimers, Cheese in toast,

What happened to the little boy who threw a spitball at the teacher? He was killed the next day when the teacher, who had a history of mental instability and schizophrenia, decided to go on a shooting rampage in class.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

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