- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

What would happen if you put avocando, pineapple, sardines, peanut butter, brussel sprouts and milk into a blender and drank it. most probabley salmonala poisoning because the sardines were off.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

Roses are red Grass is green Get in the van If you know what I mean

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

where did suzie go when the bomb hit her?? Everywhere

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

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A blonde girl walks into the local dry cleaners. She places a garment on the counter. "I'll be back tomorrow afternoon to pick up my dress." she says. "Come again?" says the clerk, cupping his ear. "I said 'I'LL BE BACK TOMORROW AFTERNOON TO PICK UP MY DRESS'," says the girl, this time louder.

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

yo mama's so fat because when women are pregnet thay gain weight for there child to feed on

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