- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

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A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

You know what really pisses me off? When I drink too much coffee.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Why did Sally fall off the swing? - Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get back up again? - Because she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her? - Because she had no friends. Knock knock. -Who's there? Not Sally.

Everything's looking fine, ma'am. Hope to see you again real soon.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What was the last song those aboard the Titanic sang? "Staying alive"

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

what has small feet? a human being with a tiny proximity of feet matter.

Why couldn't the mexican buy a boat? Because he couldn't afford it

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