- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would have made you laugh, but that is not the point is it? Moral: What do you expect from the 4th most pointless invention?

Why was the fat girl a virgin? Good morals

A horse walks into a bar, and the barman says "why the long face?" The horse replies, "I am Sarah Jessica Parker."

U mad?

Why did Humpty Dumpty fall off the wall? The wall was unstable and not to be sat on.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

How do you get a fat man to go outside? Blow up his house

im 14, over weight and spotty! you interested? .... im desperate:)

did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

What has two legs and oinks? Half a pig.

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

If life gives you lemons.... Life is an abstract noun not a physical object so it can not give you lemons.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

bish bash bosh giz a nosh

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A man walks in to a bar with a frog stapled to his head. The bar tender says What the heck is that. The frog says I don't know this thing has been coming out of my but for two days

Q.What do Santa Clause and a grape have in common? A.They both have beards. Except for the grape.

a young boy with no arms or legs log rolls himself outside where he gets struck by lightning

A man walks into a bar, but it's really not his fault because his seeing eye dog led him right into it.

A girl accidentally clicks on an advertisement while on anti-jokes.com, the girl silently curses and quickly presses the back button.

a man walks into a bar. ouch. that must suck, but he should really look where he's going

Knock Knock! Who Is it? You, Tig

how do you know when an elephant been in your refridgrator The door wont close

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