- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kids does it take to fix a light bulb 5 1 to fix the light bulb and the others to get in the van

why did the girl fall of the swing someone threw a refrigerator at her

Little goldy locks was walking through a forest and stumbled across a nice cabin. She went inside and ate some newly made porridge and slept on the various beds that were there. The owners of the house came back from a stroll of their own and sued her for breaking and entering.

Why did the boy let go of his red ballon? Because he was hit by a car

What's worse than being shot? Being shot twice.

What's the difference between a trampoline and a dead baby? I take my cleats off when I jump on the trampoline

knock knock whos there? police police who? police your house is on fire and your kid just died from broncitisand i just farted and u get a tickit because u answered the door naked

a man walks into a bar he has a few drinks and announces to his friends that hes driving home, dave (one of his friends) tells him that its a bad idea and takes his keys off of him until the next day.

Your Momma is sooooo poor, she struggles day by day to feed you and your 8 siblings while keeping a roof over your head.

Why did the murder walk up to the lady in the car? It was his mom.

Why was the Asian guy dumped by his hot girlfriend? Well you know what they say about Asian guys.... They are too dedicated to their schoolwork.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why didnt the guy eat cereal? Cause he didnt have any

What's the same between grapes and squirrels? They're both purple, except for the squirrel.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

What would you do if your penis disintegrated? Never mate again.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Very, very hungry.

A: Whats black and hangs from my tree in my backyard? B: What? A: Blackberries B: Blackberries grow on bushes

What's black and hangs from the trees in my backyard? Black berries!

This is the same thing you told me once, believe me, it helps holding into it.

Wait, I am sleepy as the world which spawned you Nero, but which comment is mine again?

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

How do you beat a black man in a race? You run faster then him.

how did the doctors try to cure stephen hawking? turn him off then back on again

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