why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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Q: what does a worm and a fish have in common? A: they are both a worm, apart from the fish

Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what's the difference between a bearded man and bearded lady the bearded man has a penis

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

a black man did not eat chicken.

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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