why did the kids pull the fire alarm? because there was a fire.

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How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

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What did the Orange say to the Apple? Hi

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Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

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What does water taste like? Water

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Girl goes to see a sex therapist. Girl says, "Doc, though this has never been a problem, for the past 3 months I have been unable to reach climax. Can you help me?" Doc says, "Yes.". And after an intense 18 months of therapy the doctor helped the girl to discover that her inability to reach climax was related to issues of childhood sexual abuse. And after another 36 months of therapy the girl finally found the courage to confront and forgive her unrepentant abuser, as she realized that by not forgiving him, it was like drinking poison while hoping that he would die. And though the doctor did help her,as he had said, the girl never regained her ability to reach climax again.

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Why was the man sad? Cause his dog fell off a cliff

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your mommas so stupid she has trouble doing things an average person would manage easily

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What's blue and fluffy? Blue fluff!

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what is brown and wet? Muddy water

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my gave me a game i said thank you

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The speakers on my computer were broken, so I was going to replace them with John Boehner. Because he is the SPEAKER of the house.

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Robin, Get in the Car

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whats brown and half eaten? yeah an easter egg that a parent has given to there son/daughter before dinner

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Whats better than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork. Whats better than catching a baby with a pitchfork? Eating it afterwords.

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What do you get when you mix a baby and a fork? An abortion.

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Okay, yeah red, but you wont ever get to see it because you have gone stale.

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No one walks into a bar The bar is slowly losing business and will soon be forclosed upon and will also lose his home as a result causing his family and himself to be homeless and slowly suffer on the streets

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Knock, knock. Who's there? ...

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Did you hear about the guy who had his head chopped off? He's dead.

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Yesterday, my friend said I should facebook him. So I slammed a book into his face.

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Why did Princess Diana die? Because she deserved it!

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A man is talking with his friend when suddenly he picks up a banana. He starts talking with the banana, and after a while of conversing the man sadly puts down his banana and says to his friend, "I'm sorry but your son has just died in a horrible accident."

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