roses are red violets are blue i have five fingers the middle ones for you

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

why did the chicken cross the road, but didnt make it he didnt cross it. he was pushed by a band of gang members and hit by a bus

Why are the Jamaicans in the kitchen? because they are bad men

A horse walks into a bar, the barman says why the long face, the horse says, my dad died this morning.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Chuck Norris' balls were so big that he went to the doctor to get them checked on and it was discovered that he had testicular cancer.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? He didn't, animal control took the dog away from Helen because she could not properly care for the dog.

A young child drops his ice cream and began to cry. Why are you crying asks his mother Because I dropped my ice cream said the child

Q: What do a dollar bill and a kite have in common A: I dont know

Why is the melon having a wedding? Because it cantaloupe.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

what did the chicken say to the other chicken? nothing, they dont talk.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Why did the clown go to the doctor? Because he had a malignant tumor on his liver.

A duck, a rabbi, a homosexual, and the president walk into a bar. As a result, bruises appeared on their foreheads.

did you hear about the guy who got his left leg and left arm cut off? he suffered severe blood loss and is most likely dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

A man walked into a bar. He said ow.

how many high school boys does it take to change a light bulb?? idk the light bulb in my bathroom is out and i need to know how many boys to call over to fix it.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

Why did the camel climb Mount Everest? Actually, he wasn't a camel, he was a very experienced mountain climber. In any case no one really knows why he did it.

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