- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

How do you make a clown sad? Brutally murder his children.

The president is invited to a party at Bill's house. Suddenly the house catches on fire. Who survived? No one, they all died.

What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The list goes on.

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