what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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watch a i d s left

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A blind man jumped out of the way as a car ran through the red light at a one way street.

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ask me if im deaf. are you deaf? ...............

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why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

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Knock Knock Who is there? The IRS coming to take your house

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How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

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Q. What do you call a black pilot? A. A pilot.

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Two men walk in to a bar. The first man says "I'll have some H20" The second man says "I'll have some H20, too." They both received glasses of water.

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Why was the boy seeing stars? It was night time.

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was black.

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Why is Ray Charles always smiling? He's not, corpses rarely smile

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A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

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This dog can only sniff marijuana.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

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What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

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A man wakes up after a long night with a girl he recently met. He pulls out a cigarette, and looks for his lighter, but can not find it. He asks the girl if she has a lighter and she replies "There might be some matches in the top drawer of my dresser." He opens the top drawer and finds some matches.

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Did you hear about the absent minded professor that tried to change the tire on his pickup truck? He forgot to lock the jack and the truck crushed his head like and egg shell.

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How many dueche bags does it take to change a light bulb? 0 They're two complete unrelated things

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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What's the difference between difference and between? One is difference the other is between.

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what do you order when it's a sunday in nyc during a solar eclipse on a leap year past 12:00 pm? what ever you like

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Q: What's blue, red, and circular? A: I lied about the blue, and... uh... the red and circular part too, but everything else is true. It is an ipod touch.

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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