- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

What's racecar spelled backwards? Jesus.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

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What happened when the wife refused to make her husband a sandwich? Since he was paralyzed from the neck down, he starved to death.

A man invented a time machine that didn't work. Because he wasn't a scientist, he was an ice cream man.

why did the man throw a stone in the lake? because he'd had a long day at work.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

What's worse than 1 bee sting ? 2 bee stings What's worse than 2 bee stings ? the holocaust what's worse than the holocaust ? 3 bee stings

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