Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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What did the fly say to the spider? Please, I have a wife and daughter.

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Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

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When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

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why is 6 afraid of 7 7 is a registered sex offender

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What does it mean when you have big shoes? Either you were genetically born with big feet, or you are wearing sheos that are too big for you.

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What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

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A jewish man walks into a bar and then gets hit in the testicles. he now has testicular cancer.

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Why was a white man surrounded by black men crying? He was in a support group for black men with vitiligo, which destroys skin pigments.

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what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

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What does the name Joe mean? Joe Mama! Egit

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why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

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Why did Timmy lose the race? He had no legs

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Elvis presley was taking a poop and couldnt poop cause he was dead.

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What's red and green and goes 100mph? A frog in a vehicle on the Autobahn.

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What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

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Your momma's so dumb, she has below average IQ.

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why did the US nuke japan besause sending chuck norris would be to cruel

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What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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