- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anything involving women..

How do you get a woman out of a car? You drive it into a river and her body will float to the top.

Why the West African Rhino is extinct? They were never Horny

Why was 6 afraid of 7 7 was osama bin laden

Knock Knock Come in

Why did sally fall off the swings? She didn't have any arms. Knock Knock, Who's there? Not Sally, she doesn't have any arms.

why did the girl fall off the swing ? because she had no arms.

Why did the Harry Potter fan cry in school? She ran out of tampons.

If life hands you lemons you're probably hallucinating

Knock knock ? Who's there ? Ipe Ipe who ? You sick !

I pulled a disabled girl in the pub last night. The handle on her wheelchair was caught in my jacket.

What's brown and has four wheels? Wood, I lied about the wheels.

What's worse than tripping over your shoelace? Watching your mother get her tits cut off with a chainsaw then getting ripped apart and eaten alive by cannibals

Whats worse than ten babies stapled to a tree? One baby stapled to ten trees.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven's dad owned a shot gun.

Chuck Norris once starred in a movie with Bruce Lee.

what do u tell a woman who has two black eyes? nothing, somebody already told her twice.

If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

What do Tom Cruise and Santa Claus have in common? They're both Tom Cruise.

Person 1: what is 2 + 2? Person 2: 4 Person 1: no Person 2: what is it than? Person 1: vagina

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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