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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A man walks into a bar. The bartender asks him what he would like. The man says,"I'm feeling light today so I'll just have some H2O." The man's friend says,"I'm feeling the same. I'll have some H2O, too." The second man died.

Q:Why did Jimmy eat an apple? A:He was hungry.

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

There are two types of people in this world, those that can extrapolate from incomplete data

What did the woman say when she ate crabs. This smells like my vagina (This women died slowly from crabs)

what did the mexican cop say to the mexican drug dealer? can i get some of that

What the difference between a car and a dead child I dont have a car in the basement

What Do You Call A Fake Noodle? ----An Impastaaa!!!!!

How did the dinosaur come out of the water? Wet.

What do you call a joke that isn't funny? A joke that isn't funny.

Roses are brown Violets are brown Who shit in my garden

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did the blonde throw her alarm clock out the window? Because it was broken.

There is a man laying on the floor in a pool of blood and vomit, there is a broken beer bottle in a puddle of beer next to him. He thinks is a sponge.Purple

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

What does a baby and a bowling ball share in common? They both displace a similar amount of water.

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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