- Anti Joke

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what its name is.

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

What did the doctor say to the other doctor? She is a goner.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Q: what is socialism? A: a terrible system

whats the difference between ur mom and my mom? nothing i slept with both of them

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

what is this joke about? - i don't know i am still writing the j