- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I contracted AID's from a prostitute So I went out and killed 4 gay since they are the most prominent carriers of the disease I also killed a black man I kill a black man everyday

what do you call someone who cant breathe? dead

What did the teacher say to the boy whose dog had just died? Haha, your dog just died.

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

Why is my son hungry? Because he didn't eat lunch.

What's black and can't climb trees? A parking lot

How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What did George Washington say to his men before they got on a boat? Men, get on the boat

What do you call a New Zealander with 1000 lovers? A shepard

What do you say to a dead man who knocks on your door? Nothing, you shoot him cause he's a zombie

Why didn't the lolipop taste like anything to the boy beacuse he was aborted

What did the black man say to the other black man? We both share the same ethnicity

Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

how did hitler lure the jews onto trains to concentration camps? he told them he hid a penny in one of the cars

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Three men walked into a bar. None were injured because they were all wearing hard hats as is the procedure for a construction site.

Why was the turkey killed? Because this particular turkey lived on a farm and a supermarket was paying the farmer a reasonable price to sell it.

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