- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

Q: What's gray and comes in gallons? A: Gray paint.

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Why did the young Mexican apply for a job at McDonalds? The economy is down and his family could use the extra money.

What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

Me: Hey frank, wanna die? Frank: No, why? Me: (Kills Frank) Frank: Dude why did you kill Frank?

Why did the Mexican cross the border? To get into the USA for a better lifestyle.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? It was simply tired of being mocked and judged by society.

Who the heck do you think you are?! Ally...duh

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Who cares its a chicken, it probably got hit by a car. Go to McDonalds and get a chicken sandwich there he is

What time is it when a cow walks into your house? The time that your mother arives.

What is a mean thing to say to Stephen Hawking? Please take a seat.

what do you call the man making meth in his basement? the police to stop inappropriate behavior from reaching the children of society.

What do you call a lazy good-for-nothing who can't succed at anything, steals your money, and who is unskilled in every way? A women

I asked a Jewish girl for her number, so she rolled up her sleve

How to you get a clown off a swing? You shoot it in the face.

How many Muslims does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

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