- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a black man did not eat chicken.

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Did you hear about the guy who lost his arm and leg in a car crash? Well, he just died in hospital. RIP.

what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

What did one wall say to the other? Nothing. Walls can't talk.

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

Knock, Knock! Who`s there? Your mama`s stupid! Your mama`s stupid who? Your mama`s stupid as a rock! I` m going to cut your eyes out and use them as baseballs!

A mans wife gets pregnant after he has a visectomy... She was artificially inseminated using sperm he froze before the operation

Why did the joke feel paranoid? Because everyone kept laughing at him.

why did the chicken cross the road? does a chicken have to explain everything it does?? do u explain to everyone around you why you're crossing the road every time?! i think not!

What do you call a duck who votes democrat? A duck

Why did the squirrel across the river upside down? So it could keep its nuts dry.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

How do you get your girlfriend to become more enthusiastic about swallowing? Stick your dick in Ben & Jerry's Cherry Garcia ice cream.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

If i was a painting... Id hang myself

Why did George smoke weed? Because he was depressed after his wife died and couldn't get over the fact that he would be lonely forevermore.

Why didn't John get a present for Christmas? Because John died eight months ago.

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