Roses are red. Waffles are blue. Blue Waffle.

a cow walked into a bar and asked for a large whiskey on the rocks, 'long day, eh' said the barman, 'yes' replied the cow, 'first a large moving obstical was cutting down my food, and then my friend was raped from his milk.'

whats black and strange a paki

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

What is three times more dangerous than war? Three Wars.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To run away from the axe murderer. Did it work? No.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

What do you get when you rub 2 redheads together? Fire.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Why are trees green? I have no idea

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC and join his chicken friends to protest.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

What do you call Batman with a knife in his chest? Dead

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it has a serious crack addiction and there was a drug dealer on the other side.

Why did the boy dig a hole in the football field? He was blind and his parents were being quite irresponsible....However someone should probably fill in that hole, as that could be a hazard during a football game.

-What animal has the best vision? -I hate when you try to talk dirty during sex

When the mom got home from work, she was very tired. Her 6 year old son asked her nicely to make him a PB&J sandwich. She said sure and made one. Her son was very pleased and ate all of it. He knew he had a great mom. I actually lied above. The mom was killed by three men in hoodies in her back yard. They came inside and also murdered to boy. Worst of all the killers stole all of her food including the rasberries the boy was looking forward to eat. I guess it doesn't matter now since he is unable to eat anymore...

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

Yo mama is so fat she died

so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? -Fish

silly rabbit trix are for kids and jews

What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

How do you know there's an elephant in your refrigerator? Look at your refrigerator.

Anti Joke

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