Why didn't the woman go to the kitchen? She was kidnapped and forced into sex-slavery

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My friend told me to jump right off a cliff That's impossible since this cliff goes left...

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

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Yo mama's so white, she's an albino!

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Q.what did god say when he made the first black person? A.oh shit i burnt it.

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If 1+1=2 why does 2+2 not equal 3?

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Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

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Man: Knock knock Man 2: who's there Alzheimer's patient: to get to the other side!

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Why wasn't the crow allowed on the plane? He had too much carrion luggage

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Why did the jew give all his money away to charity? -No I'm kidding, he didn't.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue. Sugar is sweet, And so is she.

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Women's Rights.

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A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

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potatoes

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A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

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Whats the difference between anne frank and osama bin laden? Nothing. They were both found eventually.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust Whats worse than the holocaust? getting raped by a giant scorpion What's worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher, Mr. Smith What's worse than getting raped by your seventh grade math teacher Mr. Smith? Snapping your femur bone in half What's worse than snapping your femur bone in half? Birthing a dead baby

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I had a friend named Joshua, he died of AIDs, cancer, and several other diseases.

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If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5... that's $10.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust What's worse then the Holocaust? Two Holocausts

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A lion, a tiger, and a bear walk down the side of the road. This is what I observed last week in a suburb of Columbus, Ohio.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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