Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

Selena Gomez, Victoria Justice, and Arianna Grande walk into a bar. They were making a movie.

When life gives you lemons you have lemons.

why is the sky blue? - because you have herpes.

A Black man walks into a bar. He then has a drink of Alcohol and walks home to return to his family.

What is the difference between a priest and a nun? Cant you see the nun is dead you insensitive bastard!

Who gives a shit? Justin Beiber.

Why couldn't Sophie brush her hair? She had leukemia

How do you kill off a zombie apocalypse? Laser vision

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why couldn't the man open his car door for the women? He drove a jeep with removable doors

Why doesnt a chicken wear pants? Because its pecker is on his head.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

Why can't Emily swing because she has no arms Knock Knock Who's there Not Emily

Whats invisable and smells like a apple? An invisable apple

What do you get when you cross a muffin with chocolate chips? A chocolate chip muffin.

Whats Jewish and Funny? A Jewish Comedian.

What did one cow say to the other? Moo.

Why did the baby cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

What's an Anti Joke?

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

How did the jew win a marathon? Through hard vigorous training by running everyday and eating healthy.

Haikus are easy But they often dont make sense flying flamingos

What does a dyslexic person do on sundays? Goes to church to pray to Dog

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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