- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill Helen Keller? With a gun.

What did the suicide bomber say to the other suicide bomber? You're da bomb!

What did the def blind mute kid get for christmas? He doesnt know either

What's harder than breaking up with your girlfriend? A stone.

Your dad isn't gay...but his boyfriend..HES REALLY GAY!

a black man did not eat chicken.

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a man named Mark? Mark

A gorilla walks into a bar and orders a banana martini. The bartender thinks this is quite strange, but then realizes he is dreaming. He awakes and tells his wife about it. His wife tells him to go to sleep. The bartender is now sad because he realizes his marriage is in shambles

A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

Roses are red Violets are blue I am adopted And so are you

Whats brown and sticky? A stick.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How does a cancer patient bathe? He can't because he lives in an arid climate where water is scarce.

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Q #1: Why did Sally fall off the swings? A #1: She has no arms. Q #2: Knock Knock Who's There? Not Sally.

What would a gay, transgender, mexican man say to another? We could have butt sex.

Q: What's green and goes round and round and round? A: A baby on a blender

What's the difference between chili and a urologist? One is hot and spicy and the other analyzes urine.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

A priest, a Muslim and a Rabbi sit next to each other on a plane they say nothing to each other during the flight and reach their destinations safely.

What do you call a car that doesn't work? Broken.

A guy named John wanted to finish his life. Now he is dead

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