- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

why did andy wake up this morning. because he wasnt tired anymore

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Q: Why did the black man run from the chainsaw? A: Someone was trying to kill him with it.

Q: What did the ant say to the bush? A: Ernest Borgnine

What do you call a jewish womans boobs? JUBES!

Why did Suzie fall of the swing???? she had down syndrome

how many blondies were at the mall? none they were too busy trying to find the sun.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting shot in the knee several times and bleeding to a slow and painful death.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

why did Suzy play jump rope with the neighbors kids? She had no legs!

a black man pays his child support

Why was the little boy sad? Because he just got paralized from the waist down and will never be able to walk again.

How do you get a ninja to do a backflip? Ask him nicely.

Roses are red violets are blue, he is for me and not for you, he's too ugly you can have him

what do u call an elephant in a car? nothing elephants cant fit in cars

What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw them

A man walks into a bar. The other patrons suddenly start to run away screaming, because he had just been hit by a bus.

A traveling salesman stops at a farmer's house. The farmer then offers the salesman a bed with his daughter. The salesman quickly replied, "I don't want to go to bed right now. I need to know the way to Pawtucket." The farmer then gave the salesman directions and the two parted ways.

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