- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she lost her balance.

Why can't the blonde dial 911? Because she's been bound and gagged by kidnappers who are holding her for ransom.

Jimmy has nine bags of sugar. He eats nine bags of sugar. What doeshe have now? Diabetes

Why didn't the chicken cross tithe road Because it was a motorway

Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

Why couldn't the Canadian taste the maple syrup? Because someone cut off his tongue. -BLLJ

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

"Free to play" Play free "right now" "Free forever"

person 1: hey! guess what? person 2: what? person 1: i once saw a brown polar bear

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Why did the kid trip over the rock? Because he was diagnosed with serious autism, and might die soon.

When ducks fly in a V formation do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more ducks on that side.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, killed 6's family and made him watch...

Why did the boy cross the road? He was visiting his dying grandmother at the hospital.

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHH!

Whats worse than forgetting your first homework assignment of the new school year? Being hazed on the first day of school to the point where you seriously consider suicide

Whats grosser than a bloody hand? 2 bloody hands.

What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

Knock Knock : F*ck im watching porn...

How did the Black man die at the KFC? Someone killed him.

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